At the very least, the “wanting to make out with family members” part works.

The fact that Star Wars is about rebels buckling against the status quo IS a political act. You have to be willfully ignorant to demonize a piece of media for being political.

Justice League 2: Justice Boogaloo

Giant-Sized Ant-Man and The Wasp coming to IMAX screens July 6, 2018!

I’ve been a Marvel fan for all 34 years of my life, and I have never, not once, made that connection. Can’t unsee.

Oh no. It’s happening again. The entendres are doubling at an alarming rate!

(jk <3)

I know. It was sarcasm. Its far more unusual for a high schooler to have a 52 year old aunt than an old white haired lady.

My mom had me when she was 30. She, therefore, was in her late 40s when I was in high school.

How is Marisa Tomei NOT chosen to play everything?

I guess if you aren’t a Spider-Man fan, it’s hard to see but it is pretty obvious to me. This Spidey is far more accurate in the light hearted, quippy attitude. He’s always the kid cracking jokes and screwing with people. We never got that really in any of the prior movies. We can also be fairly certain no one is…

Kind of a low bar there....

The sequel will probably seem huge in this hand.

The more previews I see of this film the more I want the entire thing to be shown in B&W in the theaters.

Wow, calm the fuck down. It’s not a hard and fast truth, it’s a likely hypothesis, and you’re PROBABLY in the minority. Also, it’s pretty evident that you’re making wild assumptions with your first sentence there... maybe I’m a porn star.

That Peter Parker going bad on multiple earths is part of the crux on which this story turns pretty much justifies my mentality. Peter Parker doesn’t go bad. At least when they did it to Captain America they literally rewrote his reality with the Cosmic Cube.

Yes it will ... Would I watch a sequel to this movie if it was made after everyone involved was either dead or past the point where they are creatively gifted?

As always thanks for these articles about comics I used to buy which justify my no longer buying them. I stopped buying Spider-Man because the last Clone Saga told me the Spider-Man I’d read all my life was a clone. Yes, I know they reversed it, but it was too little too late and seeing it back again reaffirms my…