Usually the people who send the e-mails are clearly protagonists, so from experience, we all probably expect that your posting their story is an endorsement of their actions. Might be worth an ed. note if you find one email particularly unsympathetic but too bizarre not to include.

Oh, and on the topic of ed. notes? If…

And me without my gimp suit!

I am 9 weeks pregnant and have tried to give up BCO due to some serious food aversions but I just can’t turn away.

People who sing in public are the worst. No one wants to hear your out of tune ass serenade people trapped with you on a train or in a restaurant or a store. Unless it’s “Happy Birthday To You” and you are bringing me a desert with a candle in it, shut the fuck up and restrict your tone deaf warbling to the confines…

YES! I am not the only one!

“But then it happened. Again.”

your cat sounds fucking incredible tbh

All these people need punched.

Because our goddamn society tells the average man that if he doesn’t take the initiative in regards to his sexual impulses, he is pretty much guaranteed to remain forever alone?

I’m going to have to find a way to incorporate dildochugger into my everyday vocabulary.

I had two bosses at Borders before I managed the place. One was legitimately insane and routinely threw books at me.

“I’ve been asking her out for years and back then she told me she wouldn’t go out with me til she hit the 5 year mark. So I kept count and here we are! I made her keep her promise!”

I want this cross over to be a thing

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…

I have left many a restaurant and changed many a baby in the trunk of a car. Maintains basic courtesy AND the looks on people’s faces in the parking lot when I pull a baby out of the trunk are priceless.