A couple weeks ago I was enjoying brunch at my favorite hangover cafe. This two-year-old started losing his everloving mind at their (outdoor) table. This kid had some fucking pipes!

I get the feeling that Tara Heinzel probably has a ton of CHOW stories, and she should probably tell them to us.

Your statement is a logical fallacy. The bad reputation of one car-type driver does not affect the bad reputations of other car-type drivers, and I made no claims that BMWs were the ne plus ultra of bad driving.

Oh, definitely. The bad habits are in no way limited to drivers of BMWs. However — maybe it’s the “Blue Car Effect” — but in my experience, when I get cut off, near-sideswiped while on my bicycle, see a car run a stop sign or light, see a lack of signal use, or truly atrocious parking, it seems to be a BMW driver at…

If you’re in Los Angeles, you’re a fucking unicorn. A beautiful, amazing unicorn.

You beat me to it. That was going to be my EXACT comment.

You apparently do not. I, on the other hand, am quite happy to watch and re-watch almost everything that has come out and the same proportion of what will. This is my Valhalla.

That last was my biggest disappointment. :(

I ascribed this to Thor, not Scarlet Witch. She’s not setting up those dreams beyond “now you will face your greatest fear” — Thor’s would be Ragnarok. But more to the point, Thor isn’t human and maybe Asgardians have traits that make this make sense.

You say that like there’s something wrong with this. ;p

I’m going to have to try that for dinner tonight.

“I would love to be horrified by that!”

...you don't need to be wealthy. I'm not wealthy, and unless there were some severe problems with my food and/or service, 20% is the minimum that I tip.

I'd like to read that story. Have you submitted it to Pinkham?

I've never been a server, but my mom was, when I was very young, so I'm sympathetic to servers. Also because they bring me delicious food, and that is a thing that makes me like them. Serious, horrendous mistakes would have to occur for me to tip less than 20% (or more on holidays).

And it's not Attack on Titan. Sorry, Attack on Titan fans. That series starts real strong, but its middle is full of so much fat and unnecessary padding that it's tough to recommend as the very best.

I tried to watch this movie, once, because girls (it made sense in my head at the time). I got approximately five minutes past the Ferris Wheel scene and gave up in disgust.

Your reply actually answered the question I had. :)

Man, I miss Natalie Morales snarking around. I maybe should buy myself that DVD set for my Christmas present to myself.

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