@Dirk Anger: When the original movie(s) came out, there were toys. And this was back in the 80s, so the toys were not intended for nerdy adult males who have never known the touch of a woman. No, these were for children. Children younger than 13.

@Log1c: I'd believe her for general shenanigans. In fact, that'd probably be pretty awesome.

So, wait. Is Superboy still supposed to be a clone, then?

@Oneiros42: I like that. Really rather a lot. +1.

I think I need to pick me up some Powers TPBs. I knew it existed but never picked it up for some reason. All anyone had to tell me was that one paragraph.

I just watched this ep and man this show is bomb ass. I have to agree with some of the other commenters that Planetary-esque craziness would so rule.

@Adam Coleman: Twins, Basil. TWINS!

I think it says something a little fucked up that the wife's three favorite words are "You were right" whereas the husband's are "I love you". That is a telling bit of characterization right there, and frankly makes her a bit of a hypocrite after spending a whole hour making him wrong for having priorities other than…

@Benjamin Skinner: I apologise for calling you a dipshit. That was beneath me and I don't actually know you well enough to know whether you are, in fact, a dipshit.

@Alasdair Wilkins: Ha ha! High five for catching it though.

I know it's nitpicky but I'm a proofreader by trade and I really can't wait until people know the difference between discreet and discrete.

@justvisiting: Well, hadn't seen that until now. I see it contains the same half-assed, out-of-context interpretations as can be found on, for example, South Park.

@Benjamin Skinner: Wow, another dispshit who thinks he knows what he's talking about.

@spocko: That last crack was uncalled-for and frankly bigoted. I don't know how that's okay. Especially coming from a member of this site, which seemed to have higher ideals.

And according to the article picture, they'll do it in a giant penis!

@Pope John Peeps II: They carry big hammers at surf shops?

@Evdor: It's okay. The day I can't laugh at myself or a joke at my expense is the day I pack it in for good.

I'm down with that.

[posted something that somehow ended up here. Moving to odeck.]

@RandomThought: I like that. I like that a lot.