@Wyldemusick: My broad strokes generally don't involve Kristen Kreuk, or even a reasonable substitute, so.

To everyone who complains about Smallville and wonders whether to watch the last season/pick it up again/etc.:

@Ghost_in_the_Machine: Oohhhh, SNAP.

These deconstructions always make me want to come up with something that doesn't fit the mold.

I don't get why they didn't just do this in the first place. It's not like there aren't established young Asian girls who could do it. Grab the chick that played Knives or something. Done.

And, as many have no doubt pointed out, their anguish smells so goooooood.

@FartyMcPooPants: Okay, that was some funny shit.

@southerngeek: I keep bemoaning the fact that I can't see the new episodes with the new Doctor. But the truth of it is that I'm upset that I can't drool over his companion with the rest of geekdom. *grin*

@collex: Goddamn it. Changing definitions make me look dumb. ::sadface::

First off, just wanted to mention that a cannibal house would be eating other houses. Which, y'know. That might actually be fun.

@dragonfliet: Dude, he's a KID. How much sackitude and resolve did you have when you were twelve?

@bishop1j: Nah, I can wait. But I will definitely be watching it when it shows up on Hulu, more so than The Cape. Give me ACTUAL super powers over some dude in a bondage outfit any day.

Who's the little person in the first Fringe shot? Or is she just sitting down.

@dragonfliet: I thought that was sort of the point. I mean, kid was brave and all but he was a teenager and had to do the teenager bathos thing, but

I've seen about half of these movies; of those most of 'em weren't so bad. But of course by the box office metric, yeah. Bad.

@girlsaregeeks: Oh man, I thought I was the only person in the world who'd read that book!

@hangingfire: Damn it. You beat me to it.

King Kong hell. That's right out of Dark Crystal.

Kelly Brook definitely pushes all my pant-shrinking buttons, but none more than that accent.

@Citizen_Snips: I'm gonna see Machete because it looks hilariously awesome. *shrug*