It's also creepy because Bella is 17 when she meets Edward, who is literally over a hundred years old.

As fucked up as that part is, the other side of it is even worse. That kid has to spend their entire childhood growing up with a mother who forgets they even exist every single morning and has to be reintroduced to them. I can't even imagine how much psychological damage that would do to someone.

Seriously. That is perhaps the most fucked up part of that movie. Someone with a condition like that should not have children.

I'm not a huge Maher fan, but the idea that he is some kind of closet conservative is fucking laughable. He's VERY liberal. Sharing commonality with the right wing on a single issue (distrust of Islam that borders on bigotry) does not make him a conservative. He's in favor of strict gun control, socialized health…

He wanted a hand job and walked in, thinking it was a Thai massage parlor. Decided to stay for a mani-pedi anyway after he realized his mistake.

I'm still trying to figure out why so many pizza places on the west coast are run by Arab and Persian guys.

He makes fun of white people more than every other race combined.

Most of the world's Muslims live in Africa and Asia, not the Arab world + Iran.

Which one of those two sons was the one who tortured a dog to death?

Plenty of legitimate criticisms to make about Bill Maher, but the idea that he is some kind of closet conservative is fucking laughable. He's more left wing than Bernie Sanders is.

He attempted to flee the US by hopping on a plane to San Juan. Federal marshals were waiting for him upon his arrival, and during the flight back to New York they had to explain to Billy that Puerto Rico is in fact part of the United States and not a foreign country.

So far I've been getting great returns from my Titus Worldwide emerging market fund, but I'm very concerned that our current geo-political instability could lead to some currency wars.

It will be interesting to see what happens to Ja Rule, legally speaking. He already has multiple felony priors.

When they say "bootsrapping" that only applies to black and brown people. White people deserve government subsidies because their situation is different because ….. uh ….. reasons.

If Jason Chaeffetz is concerned about how expensive it is to rent an apartment in D.C he can get a roommate. Or two. Or three. Maybe join up with some other Congressmen and rent a house together. Or sublease his place for the half of the year he's not in town. Or rent it out on AirBnB. Or move to a cheaper suburb and…

How many Democratic ex-Congressman are currently cable news pundits? Because off the top of my head I can name a half-dozen Republican examples: Jack Kingston, Newt Gingrich, Joe Walsh, Joe Scarborough, Jason Chaeffetz, Rick Lazio. Having a hard time naming ones from the other party.

The 1st amendment does not give you the right to publish an illegally-recorded and illegally-obtained sex tape of a private individual without their consent. There is little difference between what Gawker did to Hogan and what the Fappening hackers did to Jennifer Lawrence & Co.

Yeah, in its early days, jazz was considered a degenerate genre of music that was unfit for "respectable" society. I imagine a lot of the first jazz bands could only manage to find gigs in the seediest venues (brothels, burlesque/strip clubs, speakeasies, etc). Regular music halls probably would only book stuff like…

I want to go to a strip club that has a live jazz band playing. That actually sounds kind of awesome.

Eh, it's hard to call a band a "one hit wonder" when all of their albums went gold or platinum in their native country, along with a dozen charting singles and consistent headliner spots at the biggest European music festivals over a 15-year period.