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Malcom Warner
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Little did we know what the next decade had in store for us…..

I thought the same thing too, but apparently it's supposed to be 'zines.

Hard to pick one, but here's a few of my favorites:

Two years ago, Rusev was literally riding a tank into Wrestlemania to defend a title against John Fucking Cena.

Your Nazi puns are offensive. Anne Frankly, I will not stand for them.

I would assume the New Gods would use a more appropriately-modern method than a wandering rabbit to cause the car wreck. Like causing a malfunctioning traffic light, distracting billboard, etc. That would fit the MO of Mr. World / Media / Technical Boy much better. The rabbit has to have something to do with Easter,

Irish accents vary by region. Dubliners speak with an accent that sounds (to American ears) almost like Londoners. Some of the western smaller towns though? Might as well be a different language.

I feel like at least one James Bond movie also covered that….

I feel like Cowboys vs Aliens sorta came close to that.

Since the US military began allowing openly gay servicemen in the interim years between these films, will we finally get our Maverick-Iceman love story in the sequel?

When did the right wing become such sensitive little pussies? With all of the siege mentality whining they've been doing lately, you'd almost forget that Republicans control the entire government right now.

No. "Sick" was the time I had explosive diarrhea and wiped my ass with a Confederate flag.

"Hey, Megyn Kelly is leaving Fox News for NBC! I guess she finally got tired of being stuck in the right-wing punditry swamp and is trying to establish herself as a legit journalist. Good for her."

"Frank already has Josh in custody, however, and in typical Underwood fashion, he interrogates him personally"

The closest real president to Underwood is LBJ: a southern Democrat who pushes a highly-progressive domestic economic agenda while remaining very hawkish on foreign policy, and uses strong-arm Machiavellian political tactics to bend other politicians to his will behind the scenes.

Something something Benghazi?

I mean, they can't all be as stupid and gullible as they come off,

Sean Hannity would like to remind everyone that the DNC, FBI, D.C. police department, and the Rich family themselves are all shady, untrustworthy characters who part of the conspiracy to cover up Seth Rich's murder.

Raw and SDL have both been awful ever since the superstar shakeup. I think I'm gonna take a break from the product for a couple months or so.

Has the #FireColbert fake outrage thing finally run its course, or are whiny dipshits still pretending they think he's a bigot because of the "cock holster" comment?