Bitches be suin'.

We have reached the point in society where a company specifically and explicitly devoted to online trolling is considered an actual investment opportunity that attracts eight-figure sums of capital.

They sold 7,000 tickets, so that donation equals $10,500. For the ENTIRE EVENT. That is fucking laughable.

That phrase is the perfect encapsulation of the mentality these dipshits have. That guy looked at the situation as if they were a fraternity in a comedy movie who has to pull off a big house party even though the liquor store ran out of kegs. As if their situation was some minor logistical hurdle they could just…

That was my favorite part too. These two dipshits had to make an emergency landing in a remote Caribbean island because of their own stupidity and poor planning, and the lesson they learned from that experience was "the two of us should throw a 7,000-person luxury music festival here".

Best part is that the person who wrote that article is legally free to spill the beans because the Fyre people forgot to make him sign an NDA. That's how amateur the whole production was.

The best part is that these people aren't even going to get full refunds. The Fyre organizers already spent a good portion of the money on promotional costs, flights, and the little bit of infrastructure and event work they actually did do. There is no fucking way they physically have enough cash-on-hand at this point…

I'm guessing the $125,000 figure being thrown around was for a VIP group package and included a shared house.

Who would have guessed that a rapper who spent 2 years in prison for tax fraud and a 25 year old trust fund kid who's currently being sued for fraud would put on a festival thst turned out to be a fraud?

Same here. I had just started college and I remember that track standing out amongst the glut of shitty nu-metal and bubblegum pop that had dominated radio stations for the prior 2-3 years. First time I heard Clint Eastwood I was like "ok, this is the first time in a long time I've heard a song on the radio that…

Gave it a listen last night. Really didn't get it, other than "Saturnz Barz" which was a great track.

This site writes endless articles about random indie bands almost no one's ever heard of, but you think it's ridiculous they would review the latest release from a group that's sold 20 million albums and is headlining a bunch of major music festivals this summer?

Alexa was the only good part of Raw this week.

This is the most confusing PPV build I've seen in a long time.

He misspoke. This device makes it easier to purchase more fruits and vegetables, because they deliver them directly to your house, they expire in eight days, and once they expire the wi-fi scanner enabled machine will physically refuse to open them for you, forcing you to discard them and buy more.

Calling this thing a "juicer" is like calling a keg tap a "brewery". It's not actually making the fucking product, it is simply a device that opens the container which houses the product that was already made somewhere else and then delivered to you.

I really hope Libertarians aren't complaining about the public backlash to Juicero. This is market forces at work - a bunch of clueless investors wasted millions of dollars on a stupid, redundant, overpriced product that no one actually wants or needs. And consumers are reacting by saying "this is a useless piece of…

Beverage cans used to require a tool of some kind to open, until beverage makers realized this was annoying and invented the pull-tab so you could simply do it by hand.

Juicero's juice packets cost $3 per ounce and only last 8 days before expiration, after which the $400 proprietary wi-fi enabled bag presser of theirs will physically refuse to accept them.

Juicero: "Making the World a Better Place Through Cloud-Integrated Smart Beverage Packet Extraction Platforms"