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Malcom Warner
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Two assholes don't get along. Shocker.

It is a coincidence that the mainstream nu-metal / rap rock wave in the late 90's consisted of bands from some of the lamest, most boring cities in the United States? Seriously, look at the top-selling bands of that genre and where they were from: Bakersfield (Korn), Jacksonville (Limp Bizkit, Cold), Sacramento

Read the title of the article, guy.

I've never heard of any backstage heat stories with the Miz. Can you elaborate?

Yeah, and Smackdown is really the only one you need to watch. Raw is an absolute god-awful mess right now and Smackdown is awesome. Plus Smackdown is an hour shorter so its less of a committment.

Imagine there's no Roman
It's easy if you try
No shitty booking ahead of us
Behind us only D-Bry
Imagine all the superstars
Wrestling for today

Come on, man. I'm not saying Cass is on the same level as Jericho or anything, but he's solid-to-good. He's got better mic skills than a number of other main event stars in WWE history.

Rock has natural charisma and mic skills that Roman simply does not possess.

Bullshit. If you met Charlotte in a bar or some shit you would totally think she was hot.

Yeah that was hard to watch. At least Kalisto's terrible promo was funny-awkward ("Lucha thing"!). Titus was just awkward.

HHH: "Shit - just got a text from the medical staff. They say Finn has a torn labrum, probably out six months. We're gonna have to vacate his title and book a new champ."

Despite ostensibly being a face, Roman has been a full-on heel for months now.

I actually wouldn't mind seeing Jericho with the strap for a short while. Yeah he's 46 put he still puts on good matches and is currently doing some of his best heel work ever. They could get one or two solid title feuds out of him and then give have him drop the strap to Rollins or something.

My only concern with that is that it will result in the fans turning on Cass and giving him heat for the same reason they hate Roman - pushed too soon because of his size. I love Cass but he needs more time to develop organically as a singles competitor.

Title match starts, fans stand up and start walking out of the arena

Graves is just a natural on commentary. Guy's only been doing this for like two years and he's already one of the best announcers WWE's ever had. He does the "heel announcer" gimmick with enough subtlety that it doesn't get annoying after 5 minutes.

Roman was actually semi-starting to get over with adults in the audience during his Rusev feud. It wasn't great but it was good. He was more relaxed and confident than he's been at any point since the Shield breakup. If they had stayed the course and maybe given him a US title reign for a bit and had him feud with

The 2nd outrigger doesn't even crack the Top 50 list of "Shit on Lost that was never explained".

His pop culture references are usually awkward, but I suspect Vince is feeding him those lines just like he does with Cole.

It's such an interesting career turn for him. He had to retire from wrestling young because of injury (which totally sucks), but then takes a spin on commentary and it turns out he has a real natural talent for it. He's seriously one of the best announcers WWE has had in years.