I love Seth's chickenshit-heel logic: "The guy who beat me clean 24 hours ago is injured, therefore I retroactively won that match and am now the champion." LOL

I'm calling it now. For Wrestlemania 33 they will have an actual choir perform his theme live as he descends ten stories on a platform with mist spraying out of it to look like a cloud. 80,000 people will scream the chorus in unison with the live band and it will be the greatest WM entrance of all time.

Seriously. The second I saw that skit I was like "Is that Dolph Ziggler in the Colonel Sanders costume? No, it couldn't be. He was literally just fighting for the WWE championship. There's no way they would put him in some throwaway comedy skit / product commercial right after his title match on the same PPV……. nope,…

Roman: "Rusev, you look like an ape and your wife is a Russian whore you bought from a website. Your marriage is a sham." turns to crowd "Why aren't you cheering for me?"

Cass is actually not that bad on the mic.

The Universal Title is the color of old fruit candy that's been sitting in the glovebox of a car for three straight summers.

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN BANKRUPTCYMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHER!!!!!

There is nothing "irrational" about hating Cincinnati Chili or the Cardinals.

Cincinnati Chili is not "food".

I see a lot of negative Corbin talk on SquaredCircle and a few of the wrestling podcasts I listen to. Not saying it's universal but I have seen a lot of smark hate for this guy.

I'm a Corbin fan. The IWC shits all over this guy but I honestly don't know why. His ring work is solid and they have a simple but good gimmick for him.

On the Hulu edit of Raw, they skipped Lesnar's entrance. Seriously. After the backstage conversation between Rollins and Neville, they cut to Lesnar and Heyman already in the ring. WWE must REALLY have soured on his drawing power.

Does WWE seriously think people are going to be excited by a Caesaro-Sheamus best of seven series, with no title on the line no less?

This and the last season of Dexter.

I loved the "is it an above ground pool or underground pool" bit.

The Economist. Very thorough and empirical approach to news and analysis, fairly centrist, and they are very explicit and upfront about their editorial stances on specific issues while still presenting counterarguments in a non-dismissive way.

Yeah I have no idea why Puff Daddy kept mentioning "French Montana" as if that was a big deal. I listen to a decent amount of rap and I still had to google him to find out who he was. Not only that, Puff Daddy kept mentioning French Montana as part of the Bad Boy "reunion" tour even though according to Wikipedia the…

Miz is one of the most underrated guys on the roster.

I don't understand the "Rhyno over Slater" thing either. Even in his prime Rhyno was only an OK worker with limited mic skills. He's 40 now. And his specialty was hardcore matches, which WWE doesn't do anymore. Slater is 7 years younger and more talented.

Wyatt should be the top heel in the entire company. He is just so goddamn menacing and creepy and charismatic all at once. WWE has wasted this guy for over a year.