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Shane has really turned into an asshole over the last month.

The Vaudevillains were literally the last tag team drafted. Holy shit. These guys were in a PPV title match two months ago and now they are beneath Golden Truth, Breezango, the Ascension, and the fucking Shining Stars on the depth chart. These guys must have really done something to piss Vince off backstage. I can't

Making the Cruiserweight division Raw-exclusive while having Shane and DB run Smackdown makes no sense at all.

"Let there be light." -Meliana Trump

Fun fact about DHWAV. The script was originally written as a Lethal Weapon sequel but a different one was chosen instead, so it was re-tooled to be a Die Hard sequel.

It's not a riddle so much as it is a math/physics equation.

We need to retire the word "fascist". Virtually no one has any grasp on what it actually means.

What the fuck are they doing with the IC belt? After the (ugh) Ryback reign last summer they had finally restored some respectability to it with a great Ambrose-Owens feud, then a delightfully-unexpected Zack Ryder win at WM……. only to give it to the Miz literally the next night. The fatal four way match at ER was

We're supposed to feel sorry for a guy who cheated and got caught?

It was clearly meant to be cheesy and bad. Come on man.

Picture a wrestling match crossed with an episode of a Mexican Telenovela (soap opera). That's basically what it is.

"I need you to bring me three kittens, a pair of dish gloves, and a jar of hydrochloric acid."

It takes like a minute to read the lyrics online and figure out that it's a regret song. The writing isn't even particularly subtle.

I was at a karaoke bar a few weeks ago and some dude decided to sing "One" by Metallica: An eight-minute metal ballad about a WWI soldier who has been rendered a blind, deaf, mute quadrapaleic from a landmine explosion and is now helplessly sitting in a hospital bed praying that he will die soon so that his misery

How does someone so completely and utterly miss the point of a song?

They should just stop doing holiday episodes altogether. They are always phoned-in, throwaway garbage with no story relevance and neither the crowd nor the wrestlers really want to be there. Just make Christmas and July 4th off-weeks for RAW. Let the roster rest up and enjoy some time with their families so they can

Yeah, lot of the Use Your Illusion stuff and especially Chinese Democracy has synths. Also a lot of bands add in extra synths parts when they play live that aren't in the studio version.

Touche

No, the backlash is entirely justified. Alex's review of this concert was a virtual singularity of every "Dipshit Millenial Hipster" cliche rolled into one. He spent pretty much the entire article making fun of the audience for the crime of being older than him and happily enjoying one of the most popular rock bands

This reminds me of that scene in Clueless: