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Malcom Warner
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For those who missed Survivor Series, here is the only recap you need:

The full game with DLC will end up costing you $110, which is completely fucking insane. There's maybe $30 worth of content in the base game and I seriously doubt DLC (which as far as we know is just more maps) will add more than another $20. It's fun but it's not even remotely worth the retail price. Wait for a price

A perhaps bigger issue is that stormtrooper armor is a uniform bright white. There are no camo variants.

The Powell/Mason line runs through Chinatown.

I love alternate history fiction and was excited for this show. Watch the pilot and enjoyed the plot and design, but thought the acting was really bad. Did this improve at all in subsequent episodes?

The man in the poster is wearing a coat.

Alternate hypothesis: Jon Snow is actually perma-dead. All the story hints, this poster, and Kit Harrington's various set appearances to make us think he lives are just an elaborate ruse to troll the fans.

Westeros is Bizzaro-America. In America we have politicians obsessed with building and defending an unnecessary wall to guard against a nonexistent external threat as a way of distracting people from real internal problems. In Westeros the ruling politicians piss all their money away on pointless internal squabbles

Unbreakable is to date the worst movie I have ever paid money to see in a theater.

Recast Anakin Skywalker. Hayden Christiansen is a terrible actor and he had zero on-screen chemistry with Natalie Portman. Their scenes together in II and III are unwatchable. The prequels would be immeasurably improved with a different actor in his place.

Fandango + Adam Rose = Tyler Breeze

I think you missed the point of my comment.

Yeah, I hate skinny white girls. They're such bigots.

She's 25. Do you know a lot of 25 year olds who have a clear-headed understanding of their own personal failings, let alone 25 year old millionaire celebrities who have had people kissing their ass their entire life?

When I got to the Lincoln Memorial and discovered it was now the HQ of a cartel of slave traders, I couldn't help but laugh at the irony.

Bioshock has a tighter narrative, whereas Bethesda games are open ended. There's a lot more lore and stories in them, but the stories themselves are watered down by necessity.

The radiation is kind of a big deal. The American colonies didn't have to deal with crop-and-animal-killing fallout everywhere they went. Agriculture was comparatively easy.

That sucks. Sorry dude.

Nirvana produced half of a good album (Nevermind) and two shit albums (Bleach and In Utero) and then Kurt Cobain offed himself at the peak of their fame. The reason that band attained legendary status was because their singer joined the 27 Club, not because of their actual musical output.

That is a slanderous insult to Foghat.