The Reagan Republicans are in love with was just a guy who gave cool speeches. They worship the guy's voice and image, not his policies.

The irony of those movies' utter failure was beautiful. A bunch of Objectivists getting bitch-slapped by the cold invisible hand of the free market.

Bets on which Fox News pundit is the first to make some insane allegorical comparison between the First Order and the Obama administration?

Ah, you're right. Corrected above.

Were they under the impression that Springsteen wrote that song?

When the Dark Knight Rises came out in 2012, Fox News was angry because they felt that the name of the villain Bane was a politically motivated slight against Mitt Romney, since the company he founded was called "Bain Capital". A number of people tried to point out that this theory was completely insane for a number…

Retirees. The average age of a Fox News viewer is seriously like 68 or something. These people have lots of free time and don't understand the changes happening in America. Fox News is there to feed them fear and paranoia 24/7.

There have been at least two conservative op-eds in recent years in which the author seriously argues that the Empire were the real good guys in star wars.

No, they were a Pearl Jam ripoff more than a Nirvana ripoff. Gavin Rossdale is just perpetually doing a Vedder impersonation in every song.

Bush was the dime store version of Pearl Jam. They weren't even trying to copy Britpop (despite being a British band), they were copying American grunge, but were half a decade late to the party.

Yeah, I mean most big British rock bands become pretty popular in America, but this is one of those times where a band was the biggest thing ever in the UK, but here they were just "That Band That Wrote That Song You Always Hear College Guys Playing On Acoustic Guitar In The Quad." I doubt most Americans even know who…

This exchange actually perfectly encapsulates how Fox News approaches everything. One side attempts to make a positive, logical argument in support of some topic.

*Guitarist gets two chords into song*

They had two hits in America. In the rest of the world they were pretty much the greatest rock band of the 1990s and all of their albums went multiplatinum.

Noel would be fantastic as the Simon Cowell-esque judge on a rock focused version of American Idol.

Liam has longer hair.

No. Nirvana is, by a mile, the most overrated band in history.

Don't ever change, Noel. Don't ever change.

If Hayden Christiansen has so much as a cameo in this film I am walking out of the goddamn theater.

Hey, we've got a CU fan here, guys!