That law simply gave LGBT the same rights as straight people. Calling that "anti-Christian" is like calling the Civil Rights Act of 1964 "anti-white" (which segregationists at the time did do, incidentally).

Exactly. It's easy for us to conceptualize because we lived through it, but imagine explaing all of it to someone from 1999 in one conversation:

Nonsense. There were many people vocally opposed to the war.

Everyone knew about the My Pet Goat thing long before Moore mentioned it. And it's not even really a relevant detail. Bush had just been told the news and took a few minutes to process what had happened before leaving the classroom and meeting with his advisers. Moore spends half the movie harping on a big fat…

The explicitly sexist double standard of their rating system was eye opening. Scenes depicting cunnilingus (with no genital exposure) get an automatic R, but countless movies depict fellatio and get a PG-13

"Brooklyn hipsters are so predictably liberal now. I'm gonna start throwing curveballs by expressing sympathy for various right wing ideas. But I'm just kidding! Or am I? Yes I am! But maybe not! Probably? Who knows? So edgy!"

What specifically did Michael Moore change about how people viewed 9/11, and what new points did he bring up that no one else had mentioned already?

There isn't nearly enough doggy in movie sex scenes. It's gotta be the most common position most people fuck in, and if you're doing more than one position during sex doggy is usually how you finish.

Yeah, because Michael Moore was literally the only notable person in the United States who publicly
opposed the invasion of Iraq……

They could also compete to see who has the most obnoxiously-whiny voice.

Why am I not surprised that at a CFL game a fan can just wander onto the sideline to lay down and take a nap, and no one (i.e. security) gives a shit.

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back to 2000, find all the "Bush and Gore are basically the same" people and explain to them what happens to America over the next decade after Bush gets elected.

The actual impact personalities like Michael Moore have on the political system is somewhere between "zero" and "not measurable". Half of his fans don't vote and the other half live in solid blue states where their vote doesn't make a difference anyway. No one in the Democratic party gives two shits what Michael Moore…

Michael Moore is still a thing?

Nevada brothels or fraternities hosting an oil-wrestling party are the only other customers I can think of.

Exploiting the desperate under-employed masses into working grueling holiday shifts for shit wages and no benefits is a tradition as old as retail itself. Amazon didn't invent this.

I too am interested in taint drones.

Don't forget about the awesome discount on a high-speed VHS tape rewinder for your crazy uncle who refuses to use digital movie technology because it's a conspiracy by the Chinese to monitor our habits to prep for the invasion.

Secret Santa is the way to go. My (rather large) family switched to this system a few years ago and never looked back. Instead of running around getting a bunch of crappy presents for everyone in your family, you just get one nice present for one person in your family. Saves money, saves shopping time, saves wrapping…

I really hope some porn studio in LA actually bought that thing.