Your honor, if I may I would like to cite court precedent in the case of Finders vs Keepers.

New York style pizza is utter garbage. It's cardboard drizzled with grease. Actual Italians wouldn't feed their dogs that shit.

BART is fine. I take it to work every day. Muni sucks but that's mostly a capacity/efficiency problem. The actual routes are good.

Google might throw him some settlement cash.

Elvis. Appreciate his vocal talent, understand his influence on rock music, but I simply have never been able to actually enjoy listening to Elvis songs.

Smells like shit, everyone is full of themselves, has features that every other major city also has but residents think can be found "only in New York".

Most of the musicians you named are pop musicians who fall more under the "guilty pleasure" category rather than the "brilliant artist" category. You're not supposed to think the Black Eyed Peas are musical geniuses. In fact most people think they are terrible. Their music is, at best, mindless catchy dance pop you…

I must be the only person who thinks Syd Barret era Pink Floyd was garbage.

That song has nothing to do with LOTR

The Eagles suck balls, and that's not an uncommon opinion. They are far from a universally-praised band. Polarizing at best.

Zeppelin wrote exactly three songs containing lyrics referencing Lord of the Rings: Ramble On, Misty Mountain Hop, and The Battle of Evermore. That's it. The rest of their music is about what all music in the 70s was about: drugs and pussy.

Notorious BIG and Jay Z. I just hate both of their flows. They both perpetually sound out of breath at the end of every single line (typical of most overweight rappers but especially pronounced in these two) and it irritates the hell out of me. Good lyrical abilities but I just can't listen to them rap without being…

The bassist and lead singer both grew up in Irvine (one of the safest and most affluent suburbs of LA) and were raised by an aerospace engineer and a PhD college professor, respectively. This entire band is basically a caricature of the trustafarian / champagne socialist stereotype.

Arnold was a solid governor who had the misfortune of serving a term that ended during the biggest economic collapse in 70 years (driven by factors outside his or any other governor's control). He also had to deal a highly dysfunctional legislature that was deadlocked because of archaic procedural rules.

"We're gonna write songs about how western leaders are corrupt, capitalism sucks, and America has a history of oppression and human rights abuses committed by monstrous leaders whose record has been whitewashed into undeserved positivity."

The funny thing is that Arnold ended up being a pretty decent governor. Unfortunately he was governor of an utterly ungovernable state.

Prior to 'Duke', I never really understood the band's early work. Too artsy. Too….. intellectual.

In apartheid South Africa, Boer hunts YOU!

My wife is very proud of her large book collection. Which is easy for her because every time we have moved I end up being the one who has to pack and carry the goddamn boxes full of them.

I believe Betamax remained the standard tape format for professional use (news, sports, etc) even after VHS won the consumer war because Betamax was simply better quality.