"I tape movies on VHS because I prefer something tangibly-shitty to something intangibly-good."

Sure!

Guys like that are known as "fuckboys" in the prison system, and not in the way millenial college aged women have coopted the term to mean something else entirely.

Wants to get Millenials hooked on the new show.

They seriously sell tea at soccer games in England?

John Oliver is an American citizen who's lived here for nearly a decade. He is one of "we".

I love the irony of Rupert Murdoch making billions of dollars by feeding the nativist wing of the GOP endless Fox News stories about how immigrants are ruining America. Even he has to laugh at how fucking stupid his viewers are.

I have no idea why "Can't Feel My Face" became such a monster hit this summer. It's the most generic club pop song I've heard outside of Pitbull. It's not even catchy.

People turned on him the second he was announced.

I actually prefer the Nightly Show's panel discussions to TDS' interviews. Those were rarely funny or informative.

I really hope he doesn't suck. Those are big shoes to fill.

The movie "Hackers" taught me that viruses will cause affected server stacks to physically generate lightning arcs that literally fly across the room and hit other servers.

I think the appeal of cat videos is that they tend to involve a cat being mildly humiliated or making a fool of himself. Since cats generally have a demeanor that seems "holier than thou" to humans, we get a kick out of seeing them taken down a peg or two.

Exactly. PC-ness has been ratcheted up to such absurd heights that people now use the expression "micro-aggression" without even a hint of sarcasm in their voice. That term is seriously a "thing" now. I think South Park would be derelict in their comedic duties not to make fun of how insane things have gotten on this…

DYING OF LAUGHTER!?!?!? Uncontrollable laughter, medically known as the Pseudobulbar effect, is one of the most common symptoms of stroke victims. Thousands of people die of strokes every year. You basically just dug up all their corpses and pissed on them in front of their surviving families. You happy now? You…

Oh, your hat? You tip your hat?!? You know some people have no CHOICE but to wear a hat because of society's negative treatment of people with alopecia. Wearing a hat when you don't have to endure the daily stigma of baldness is cultural appropriation from a priviledged position. You're basically doing the equivalent…

I honestly think she has damaged society more through her promotion of the Kardashians as cultural trend-setters than she improved society by being a trans activist.

Meegan being with Andre over Pete isn't exactly a stretch of believability. Despite being physically unattractive and sometimes annoying, he is genuinely a nice person who treats his girlfriends well and is a very successful doctor to boot. Pete is a a bland asshole with no ambition and few redeeming qualities beyond…

Yeah, I mean the worst thing Sofia could he accused of is possibly being a gold digger, but even that is not necessarily obvious. She's certainly a better person than Ruxin.

Don't cut yourself on that edge, bro.