Sadly not literally, what with all that polluted, contaminated floodwater...

HA! Exceptional. “flood insurance” *smirk* 10/10

You have devoted your life to noble work, my lady.

Needs more stars.

So we know she also has a Wiki account... I wonder if she donates?

This is so moving- my husband and I often find ourselves wavering back and forth on many of these factors. The thing is, you’ve managed to organise your thoughts so eloquently and it was a beautiful read.

If:
a) He’s a moron, I’m glad he’s getting called out.

Your logic and well-argued rationale are not welcome here. FAKE NEWS.

You took the thought right out of my head: Methinks Sir Chucklefuck protest too much...

What fresh putrid hell is this?

87% of statistics are made up on the spot, except for the 107% of the statistics by ‘the Looneytoon Faithful’ to reconfirm their own ideas... because their Imaginary Sky Authority said so, so they’re right.

HA HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Valid arguments notwithstanding, starred for ‘cocksnots’.

Ugg. The British I sometimes associate with genuinely see nothing wrong with that term and it always ends in a fight when I object.

#First!

DAMMIT- it’s gone already :’(

Show of hands: Who’s surprised?

Tell me about it. I can’t afford full priced designer anything but I do scope out various consignment stores and there’s a good turnover for almost anything... except Gucci. Any one running those stores will produce a feigned and strained smile when a customer expresses interest. The shop keepers know better.

I think they’re the ‘locals’ around here. They live wild in the desert and people are constantly trying to win their trust and rescue them/control their populations.

‘Tis very true. I started my morning with this particular gem and completely lost it! What is the internet for if not for hyperbolic rage insta-outlets? Will keep that in mind :)

Humans are so odd- paranoid about who uses a bathroom vs refusing to support something that litterally affects people that they (presumably?) care about. I literally do not understand how some people rationalise these things.

But hey. Party in the greys!!