Jesus fuck- I’m sorry you went though that and I’m sorry he’s (presumably) still out there somewhere. Like, what the everloving fuck was that??

People are The Woooooooooorst.

Majestic.

Yeah! And no one of them will need the extra rape insurance because these are all Hashtag Nice Guys! Utopia, here we come!!!1!

I dunno, I’d trust them with making decisions for me because my off-white baby-oven can make me cray cray!

Flippant, but was this even sponsored by 90s Oakley sunglasses?

Ha ha! We used to foster retired racing Greyhounds and it was the best thing ever- fit right in with our family/activity levels and then spent the rest of the day napping and deploying their legs as trip hazzards about the house.

I was red-eye transiting though an airport and some screen featured his putrifying sphincter sharting impressivley vile word-vomit. I barely refrained from screaming (I hear airports frown on that sort of thing?) but gave him a nice looooooooong middle finger as I passed. America has bown past ‘joke’ and this shit…

Yes, good for you Texas, here’s a cookie. Now can we please yell at you for that deplorable Rape Insurance thing that just passed!? As if general gender discrimination, pay gaps, restricted health care and survivor shaming aren’t enough, appearing female is now an official a pre-existing condidtion that a bunch of…

Stupid excited for this! I will watch anything with these two in it but if John Cho turns up, I am officially having a Losing My Shit party and all non-45 voters are welcome :D

Entire thread needs more stars. 10/10, everyone gets a cookie.

Stared for excellent message and name.

This is fascinating and really important. I’m mixed race and my parents both ignored the fact because we lived in a small enough town that no one really noticed (to our faces) and my parents held relatively well-known professional positions in town. The way other people see us largely depends on their experience…

HA! Ha ha ha! Ha.. ha.. *sob*

Nothing constructive to add other than the vision of me snorting hot tea out my nose in a busy hotel breakfast setting... and having to buy a new phone. 10/10

Evidently, I think whoever had that job has quit/given up attempting it. Maybe it was Spicey!

In the grand scheme of fallout-suffering, I feel like this is fair. We get the flash of light; They get the low-rent hunger games. When I get to the afterlife, I’m making popcorn :D

This is a thoroughly enjoyable mental image. *sigh*

This desperately needs more stars. Since I’m still grey/not cool yet, not sure if replying/starring this will bump it since I have no idea how Kinja works, but it is massively concerning that this current administration has no idea how to ‘government’ beyond their own narcisistic personality disorders.

That is straight up rage-inducing, though I guess it will give the grave cleaners something to do. Strong economy #winning derp derp.