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Just tell ‘em that Ivanka doesn’t have to cover up a bulletproof vest with her “collection.”

Everyone in Britain has to stay in full time education until at least 16. I guess that’s similar to American high school? The kids getting picked by professional club’s will be spending most of their free time training or playing so don’t have a lot of time for extra study.

Most end up at academies from about 15/16 full time and are supposedly taught there but I personally doubt it. Interestingly as the British government made the earliest school leaving age 18 instead of 16 these kids will have to be in some kind of formal education that isn’t just football.

I swear, if I hear one more “progressive” person say that fascism is better than moderately progressive, my head may actually explode. If it hasn’t already from the heat.

He is so screwed if he becomes president. I don’t think he has any idea what’s going to happen. The country basically owns his ass for four years. We get copies of his medical files, his tax returns, we see all that shit. They barely leave the house. They don’t have private credit cards. All their travel is monitored.

“Someday he’ll die and I’ll inherit ALL OF IT. First I’ll disinherit Tiffany, because fuck the Marla one. Then the boys have to actually work construction since they’re SO COMFORTABLE WITH IT. The dumb model and the little one can have whatever. I just feel bad for them. Hahahaha isn’t it funny he’s still touching me

Unless their hiring standards change as well, zero of those applications are going to be accepted, if they display too much intelligence or empathy. Let’s not forget the guy from Connecticut who was rejected by the CPD because he was “too intelligent” and therefore deemed unacceptable because he may eventually

there are dozens of locations that can host the Olympics right now, and they are ignored because either a country wants the prestige of the games to overshadow their lousy human rights records or the cities refuse to spend billions when the facilities they already have are quite adequate.

Amazing how many idiots can take time off from their jobs to do stupid shit like this, then worry that illegal immigrants are going to steal those same jobs that they’re not doing.

Who says the US has a major and unaddressed mental health problem? (starts blowing a slide whistle and smashing head with frying pan)

Everyone assumes Melania is stupid. I think she knew exactly what she was doing. She has always looked like she hated having to do anything with his whole campaign schtick & is only doing it under duress. Now she’s going to be quietly moved away from any spotlights.

For what I know and from an historical point of view, the Turkish military are the secular and anti-fundamentalist part of their society, still trying to enforce the pro-European and multi-cultural directives of Kemal Ataturk, that are despised by the present, fundamentalist muslim Government. Curiously, at 22.25 CEST

Is this is some weird modern allegory? There are two other Subarus next to the one with the bear. Was the dark one too cold, the red one too hot, but the silver one juuuust right?

Are you experiencing any other symptoms? Like, does this make sense right now:

Not all Credit Unions are created equal. You have to shop around. Some credit unions are credit unions by name only....I’m looking at you local credit union that charged me for everything: checks, ATM fees, Minimum Balance in both checking and savings, too many withdrawals fee.

I just don’t know that the Oklahoma City Sonics get to pull this card.

remember when a volvo engineer said tesla wannabe autopilot was dangerous and people jumped on him? i do

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s