Syphilis is better than that movie.

The joke in the cold open wasn't that Mitt is boring; it was that he's an unconvincing political chameleon, which is different. Neither is exactly a new idea, but that's not a problem if they can manage to do something this funny with it. The ever-increasing absurdity of his pandering was perfect, and his delivery of…

You're out of your element, @avclub-069090145d54bf4aa3894133f7e89873:disqus

But only I'm entitled to my opinion of their opinion of his opinion.

I assumed that it was actually a Fallon voiceover. It seems unlikely to me that Morgan has that much control of his voice.

Making me laugh wasn't the only thing it did, you see.

I felt like this episode was pretty bad, but I laughed a lot. It's kind of weird.

@avclub-3456fec7a520e406700a3e9ea78faac6:disqus : I'm aware of that. but he didn't literally turn into a bear. It was slightly more exaggerated than any of my similar experiences, I'll grant you.

I dunno, Max from Happy Endings is basically exactly like me, except for a couple minor details, and I'm a real person. Granted, I'm a complete failure of a person, but still.

Actually, five or six years ago Tina Fey was, in fact, the lead on a sitcom you may have heard of. Also, she's definitely the hottest woman on the show and also Earth.

The important thing to keep in mind is that this website isn't on Community.

You're the worst fucking troll I've ever seen!

I thought of Dollhouse there, myself. I acknowledge the analogy isn't perfect, but coupled with a more blatant Dollhouse reference later on, I think I might be on to something.

No.

It's not great, and I generally don't watch it, but you should probably just give it a shot yourself.

Well yeah, if you want to get all "technical" and "factual". I prefer my entertaining lies, which I'm pretty sure are the real truth.

Thought: was the blatant Subway product placement yet another Cougar Town reference?

@drdarke:disqus  I'd actually quite like her to do that.

@drdarke:disqus  – We're all Star Trek fans here—surely at least ONE of us is psychic.

And you all missed my birthday. Everyone give me "likes" plus interest!