This is almost as bad as getting the Rams...

LOL people are fucking pissed about this comparison.
But seriously Salt Lake City sucks, I’d go to Boston or Sacramento in a heartbeat over SLC.

Yea I also take Utah way too seriously.

I mean, if Utah can’t even retain their doofus-looking white free agents....

“I can catch a missing “s” from a smile away.”

To pull off something like this, you gotta be a really big Yankees fan

The role of Doc Rivers will now be played by Tracy Morgan.

I believe this is all about job security and plausible deniability for Ainge. I don’t think he’s as smart as most people represent him to be. You can sit on these “assets” until kingdom come and unless someone offers you Lebron James for them, you can say it wasn’t good enough to beat Lebron James. I may eat these…

The other big story I saw was that the Clippers will get Griffin for another 5 years at 200 zillion dollars per year (all while not granting him a no-trade clause), and they even plan on picking up free agent Jack MacBrayer to fill the void of sidekick in case Austin Rivers decapitates himself with a dribbled ball.

FIAT - Finance It Again, Tony

Buy here, unable to pay here.

Danny Ainge looks like a guy mucking around on a guitar in an erectile dysfunction medication commercial.

Cleveland’s NBA team sure seems to behave in a care-free, impulsive manner.

My point is that they’re capricious, and pay little heed to impending risk.

I’m having a hard time finding the right word to describe Cleveland’s NBA team, but it’s something along those lines...

At this point, you’ll be lucky to get three quarters of a dollar for him.

Too bad he can’t throw a football that far.

This championship just further tarnishes the legacies of Mark Jackson and Andrew Bogut. This is a good championship.

Lebron has spent the past 7 years of his career essentially surrounding himself with the most talented teammates in the world. He was out-hustled at his own game by this Warriors team.

Oh man, that light shot at Simmons reminded me of one of my all time favorite Simmons takes along those lines, which went like this (paraphrasing):

Los Angeles is an outlier. It’s huge, and it’s an event town with and economy largely based on entertainment and tourism. Staples Center, Kodak theater, and surrounding areas work because there’s always something going on and a reason for people to be downtown.