There’s a non-zero percent chance that they use this to create content on Deadspin, right?

The Browns are the Kia of the NFL.

Just like how Doug Flutie attempted a drop kick and cemented his place as the greatest QB ever.

Only a Celtics fan would demand their team be brought into a discussion about poorly run dynasties that are plummeting towards cultural obsolescence.

It’s still cool, as the Expos brand identity is about a bazillion times better than the Nationals.

Counterpoint: Roundball Rock is wonderful and every basketball broadcast should begin with it.

Yeah, it’s shocking that the franchise who hung two separate banners for Kobe Bryant would behave in such a manner.

I don’t get the hype. He pales in comparison to the other runners.

“I don’t get it. At all. He’s kind of a large kicker. I mean, what am I missing? Am I crazy?”

Listen gang, I get why third kits exist, but we can’t have Manchester City running around looking like the Phoenix Suns.

Does anyone really think of the Islanders as a legacy franchise, though? I mean, they won some cups 30 years ago, but they’re basically the Los Angeles Angels of the NHL.

All the VAR controversy is gonna take away from that massively clutch PK by Rashford.

I had to go pick up my kid from school right when they went to VAR. Had to wait a half hour to watch the PK. My kid wants to know why I’m jumping around the house like a crazy person.

It’s not a blockbuster trade just because you call it one. It’s a trade that gets Philadelphia to the second round of the playoffs.

But no one has even gone for his low-hanging fruits!

Carson Wentz is a huge dick. Nick Foles has a .... ahh forget it. These jokes are too damn obvious.

“Sean McVay is Unavailable.”

I always assumed the Pelicans are broke. The crossover hires seem like a cost-saving manuever. How else do you end up playing in the “Smoothie King Center?”

Gruden voice:

Those were their “City” jerseys. I live in the city. I was not asked my opinion of said jerseys. I believe the mayor’s office should be taken to task about this.