“Barcelona ain’t played nobody!”

The humor is derived from absurd juxtaposition!

Oh, I get it. It's funny because you used “happy” and “Cleveland” in the same sentence.

When reached for comment, Pat Bowlen said “(he) can’t remember the last time the Broncos were this bad”.

Guys, I'm starting to think that Gruden isn't good at this.

Everybody wins!*

“I wish someone would save our soccer team!”

Bullshit, the Oakland Halos are playing great ball and nobody wants to face the Seattle Buehners in the playoffs.

It's funny because the average American can’t tell teams from the AL West apart.

What about that really sexy rabbit who shows up every now and then to get Bugs out of a jam? What’s her deal? 

“Did you see that fucking weird quiet guy was watching Looney Tunes cartoons at his desk on his phone?”

I’m shocked that the people who refused to trade Josh Jackson for Kyrie Irving would make a decision like this

Sounds like he’d rather deal with someone less intelligent.

I was looking to lease an F-150 Platinum last month. Had one internet director tell me that it was against the law to discuss APR/money factor and residual unless I was physically in the dealership. 

This establishment is just a publicity stunt by Ayesha Curry to troll on Houston and it’s culture.

“You guys mock that up in clay first?”

There’s only one way to find out!

Was Lebron clearly moving to his left?