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Malcolm Fitzcarraldo
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It’s obvious how much better coached the Warriors are than the Cavs. Every player for them does ALL the little things and it makes them that much more difficult to beat, talent aside. Can’t count how many times I’ve seen shots go up and 4 Cavs players immediately stop to watch while Warriors players are following

So what would be a good time to get to Taco Bell tomorrow?

excuse me, sir EXCUSE ME, have you heard about [school i attended or am a fan of]?

I wish I was kerry kittles, because i’d be on a boat somewhere enjoying the millions I made from being a pretty good basketball player according to analytics

If I watched those years the Nets made it to the Finals, I’m not quitting on these games. Although yes, the end of the third quarter was bedtime for me as well. I love the NBA, but the alarm goes off at 5:30.

I’d rather see John Clayton and his pals Slayer do the opening theme.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Holy shit, do you think Lay’s is aware of that? That could be a pretty big lawsuit!!

This is the best outcome, really.

John Wall was gassed because he didn’t have a positive role model when he was growing up.

It’s really not that good. I don’t know why so many people list it as their go-to.

Wait, I thought Goose Island 312 was the beer we all pretended to like.....

“You win this round, Penn State.”

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

Yeah... They traded up to get him. It’s right in the headline, man.

I always found it ironic that Monte Carlo is such a beautiful and expensive place while the Chevy Monte Carlo was, for the most part, an ugly, cheap piece of shit.

Gnash: Hockey Mascot or Honkey Mascot?

Sun Belt 1

The whole series is a dream Mail Robot had while looking at a snow globe.

I’d rather watch the Maple Leafs play basketball than the Raptors.