Go back to England you redcoat son of a bitch.

Yes, it is at least to some small degree a real indictment of his character that he’s so petty and cheap that he asks people to make fake memorabilia to sell because he doesn’t want the people paying for his game-used helmets to actually get his game-used helmets because he wants to keep them for himself. If he…

He wants to show them to his mom, because they’re his awards, mother. From army.

Calling them the “Stars” seems like a bit of a misnomer.

Soccer and Arizona go together like hockey and Arizona.

You’ve never seen the Arizona Diamondbacks, have you?

It’s a great logo. Props to the person at SBNation that made it.

They can’t even decide what their team colors are, how do your expect them to run something as complex as a twitter account?

I did when I made the joke to myself, completely missing the shorter putt of Horry.

I’m sure Rich Garces would have given you a little belly laugh.

More like Horny County!

Thank Christ someone finally said it. It’s a boring tedious slog that steals a bunch of things from other games and does none of them well. I can’t believe people are so into this. It’s a bad Zelda game and mediocre at best without the Zelda name attached.

Thanks PFT

No, it means that Matthew Dellavedova is the real MVP.

It’s been a banner day for professional sports in Northern California.

Wow, it really didn’t take long for me to forget the Thrashers ever existed.

Next game I bet they let Alex Len take all the shots.

Might as well try to get the Flames to move back.

The Arizona Whalers? I don’t think that will help.

Hello, Festus? I’ve got some good news and some bad news about your old pal Andrew.