Adam Silver needs to buy the rights to Roundball Rock from NBC or from John Tesh and make this the official anthem of the NBA.

I haven't seen a juke so nasty since I passed a lime green model on the highway.

Poor guy. Now he may have to suffer the indignity of the cone for a couple of weeks so he doesn’t chew off the bandage.

Toronto: To be a world class city we need the NFL! Send us a team!

I stayed at the Conrad a couple years ago. The Atlanta Hawks were staying there and I got to see Josh Smith scratch his ass while wearing sweatpants.

I will never unlive the nightmare of hearing a West Virginian lineman rap about how he can “ram it all day and ram it all night.” Time to take several consecutive showers.

I’ve lived in Southern California for nearly 30 years. You could walk down the average street in LA and ask 10 people what they thought about the Rams coming to town, and half of them would have no idea what you were talking about. At least one wouldn’t even know what the Rams were.

Las Vegas Bat Country

Las Vegas Pelicans!

The Las Vegas Meadows has a nice ring to it.

The government. West Point was actually ok with it, at least initially.

Does this look like the CFL?

Aren’t Ocelots also native to the Nevada desert? Las Vegas Ocelots would get a lot of cachet from Archer fans.

I've never been prouder of the city that I live in than right now.

the surface was, however, deemed perfectly acceptable for the women’s world cup.

That’s true! That reader Matt is 100% correct when he says that Aaron Rodgers would’ve been run out of the league by now had he played for the Bucs.

The fact that we selected Steve Young and Bo Jackson in consecutive years and have nothing to show for it is even more depressing.

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Maybe his hair was so long before because he was insecure about his ears being on the top of his head instead of on the sides.