It’s not a blockbuster trade just because you call it one. It’s a trade that gets Philadelphia to the second round of the playoffs.

“I’ve made a huge mistake.”

Would you want to work for an organization like that?

I can’t tell if this a joke about small portions at the French Laundry or poop’s low nutritional value.

Carson Wentz is a huge dick. Nick Foles has a .... ahh forget it. These jokes are too damn obvious.

For some reason, I thought you were talking about the Marlins when I first read this.

What’s that? A team named the Raiders failed to execute at the end of the game?

Two TV guys? In Las Vegas, we call that doubling down.

I’m a Nevada alum and am not inspired by this (or frankly anything Norvell has done) to drive the hour and a half from Phoenix to Tucson to watch it despite being offered free tickets.

Tampa St. Petersburg has over 1 million more people than Raleigh Durham.

“The Sciences” by Sleep is the best thing anyone heard this year.

Elway’s gonna draft Mike Glennon?

At this point, the Suns basically exist only as a means for California transplants to watch the Warriors and Lakers. I’ve lived in the Valley for almost 3 years and I firmly believe that our minor league soccer club is more popular than the Suns among residents under 35.

An even more awkward conversation? Explaining to someone why you have nothing better to do than watch minor league hockey on television.

Gruden voice:

Which quote? The one above endeavoring to live well or the one about Bob McNair being an asshole?

The cap logo is nearly invisible in all three of those images.

We gotta talk about those Laker uniforms. They’re just so... bad. I mean they’re really awful.

Alright, I'm just gonna say it. McQuade kinda looks like Gritty.

The Oakland Raiders are the Cleveland Browns of the NFL.