They would've had to include Fultz, aka the pig who built his house from bricks.

“Barcelona ain’t played nobody!”

Omaha gets exactly as much love as it deserves.

Calling the all-white unis good is like praising the skinniest kid at fat camp.

The Goddamn Padres participated in Goddamn Major League Baseball.

Oh, I get it. It's funny because you used “happy” and “Cleveland” in the same sentence.

Goodnight, sweet (frog) prince.

When reached for comment, Pat Bowlen said “(he) can’t remember the last time the Broncos were this bad”.

That's just Phoenix. There's 4.7 million in the metro area.

Guys, I'm starting to think that Gruden isn't good at this.

DUUUVVVAAAALLL!

“Should have been the first two picks”

Everybody wins!*

Don't forget, McDonough is (was?) the only GM to end up on the short end of a trade with Vlade Divac.

Pretty sure the Thunder still own Sonics name and history (a la Titans/Oilers).

At least the Bills are interesting.

Yes, considering he was second in the NFL in yards per attempt last year, he would probably find that embarrassing.

If you think Nike is mad about you destroying your old stuff, imagine how mad they’ll be if you buy lots and lots of NEW stuff and destroy it too!

Meanwhile, Under Armour continues to be the official shoe of obese white people who are making America great again.

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