Oregon: California’s Canada™

Talib and Mathis were pro bowlers the year before they joined Denver. Sanders had the same number of TDs and 20+ yard rec. with PIT in 2013 as DEN in 2015. Demarcus Ware is a 9x pro bowl player w/ DAL and now DEN. Who was a castoff that the Broncos groomed into an elite player?

So if the Heat got Bosh in 2010 and Lebron in 2011 it would have been different?

Like how the Broncos drafted Manning, Aquib Talib, Demarcus Ware, Evan Mathis, and Emmanuel Sanders to build their championship team last year?

I don't remember Bruce Willis having a sled in that movie.

WTF? Did CBS just record a bunch of these yesterday so they could all take the 4th off?

Gordon died of Bud Light Lime poisoning.

I no longer speak to the person who reccomeded that garbage water to me.

Hockey arena was privately funded. It's the football stadium that is going to bankrupt the city.

The Sacramento Kings and the NBA Playoffs are...PERFECT STRANGERS!

/Makes lazy joke about gambling- mafia- stripper team name, gets too many stars.

As long as Cleveland has the Browns, we don’t need to worry about their fans getting too cocky.

Somewhere, in a crazy alternate universe, the Bills are football team who lost 4 Super Bowls in a row.

I'm still kicking myself for not going to the Boise State game in 2010. I gave my tickets away because it was about 10 degrees outside and I didn't feel like freezing my ass off just to watch them lose. Whoops!

What’s the over/under on how many years before they pull a “Mighty Ducks” to “Ducks” rebrand and shorten the name to “Knights”?

I also went to Nevada (‘11). I combined both schools in the interest of brevity (notice I used Wolf Pack as two words).

What if you went to NC State or Nevada? Are you a Wolf Pack? A Wolf? A Pack?

Oakland coliseum is a completely separate building that just happens to be 100 feet away.

I’ll never forget Michael Jordan scoring that power play goal to win the Lombardi Cup for the Coach Smith.

My friend Aaron married an Erin. They seem to think its cute and not at all obnoxious. They are wrong.