That's why I let Ron Mexico handle my money.

My mom lectured me to stop wearing Vans because they don't provide arch support. I'm sure she would approve of these.

Ahh yes, the shoe that was co-designed by Audi.

/hangs head in shame

Unless the Cavs are going to get taller and faster by Wednesday, not much is going to change.

This won't get enough stars.

He’s the face of the team because he’s the best player in the league.

What irrelevant district does this dipshit represent?

Golden State looked more comfortable in that game than they had at any point against OKC.

2002 NBA Western Conference Finals (because come one, that was the real championship series). Kings get a ring, Kobe, Rick Fox, Derek Fisher, et al get to eat shit.

We own three(!) of the neverland pirate band albums. They're not good.

I assume a Browns jersey comes out.

I hate that I get this joke.

Forget regular season records. Portland was playing better basketball in May than anyone in the east outside of Cleveland.

A Bottle of toothpaste?

Cleveland could win a championship!

Kyrie has a vastly inferior number of MVP trophies. That's not an opinion.

He’s the best ball handler in the NBA and led the league steals.

Those are all fair points, but these are 2 of the top 4 rosters in the league (arguably the top 2). OKC being up 3-1 could be chalked up to being a “bad matchup” for GS. OKC blowing them out 3 times just doesn't make sense.

Did you actually watch the Blazers series? Golden State was outplayed for most of games 2-4 (would have lost the OT game 4 ifCurry didn’t score a bazillion points in the span of five minutes). Portland just didn’t have enough talent to close the deal.