we’re rationing them until the canal situation resolves

I was looking for a comment like this lmaoo

i think this is the most intriguing comment

No kotakufish??????????????????

Such a missed opportunity to make it like an actual penis. 

He also showed that even though he looks like a brute, and CAN BE a brute, he can still reason and recognize others’ humanity even in the middle of an amped up emotion-driven situation.

That was extremely smart. He avoided exposing himself to some sort of civil suit during a time when most people would have beat Caballero’s ass until he stopped moving.

Who has got time for this guy’s bullshit?

Yes, taxes are complicated, and when you get into the exact details, they are relatively time consuming (since you are legally required to be correct). All this being said, they aren’t actually that hard to make rough estimations on. For instance, you pointed out that charitable contributions can’t make up more than…

It’s basically analogous to any very successful store owner that sells their own goods or a particular service though.

You are purposefully ignoring the meaning of direct. He receives the money directly from his subs. As in the more they sub the more he makes. That’s not necessarily true of people who sells goods. A CEO of Activision doesn’t make more money directly from individual sales. They get paid based on prenegotiated salaries…

There’s also no mention of the fact that this guy only pays such a high percentage for income tax because he’s already raking in millions per year, and further income past a certain point gets taxed at a higher rate.

Oh my god this math makes me freaking angry. None of this is how that works. All of the money paid to charity, all of the money paid to moderators, all of that gets deducted from taxes (NOT from net profits). If he is paying 75k to mods, and donating 80k to charity, then that means that his taxable income isn’t 300k,…

I also like “Oh did nothing cancel?” when someone says they’re free. 

I am very, very sad and I wasted some moisture.  

If I cared how your weekend was I’d stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.

Here’s $10 go see a Star Wars.

Loved her the best as Mallory; just cold as ice.

If he’s got a moment, he might consider apologizing to Monica Lewinsky.