Even better...

I can hear it now....

You are welcome,
I can only imagine that they were built at the behest of a little known but powerful Swedish Mafia group who all had a leather dungeon fetish.

just a pressie.

You have the wrong wagon.

I think you’re missing the fact that she attacked a black car, which is clearly racist.

Don’t forget the Alyssa Walker story: This Bad Evil Car Got Exactly What It Deserves Because All Cars Are Evil And Bad.

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

“The more complicated the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.”

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Note to Kanye: This is what rock stars do. This is fucking METAL!! You will never be as bad ass as this.

I drove a Chevy Suburban for a long time. I eventually replaced it with a GMC Suburban. I became 3" taller and my voice dropped maybe half an octave. Whenever I looked in the mirror, I only saw Sam McCloud. The difference is there. It’s subtle.

btw, fun article!

Samething happened to me. My eyes just got big and I looked on in quite reverance

I won’t lie. I giggled a bit.

No kidding. I just lost it and started laughing.

That dyno pull is a straight-up assault. I mean the car torques on its long axis like a freakin’ rotini. Goddamn.

This thing is psychotic. I like psychotic.

Even after reading the article my brain was unprepared when he hit the gas in the dyno video. Holy. Shitballs.