Why did I just image replacing the sidecar with a Morgan 3 wheeler for the ULTIMATE vehicle/deathtrap?

This was not as good as my last one, but I still felt it was necessary.

Step 1) Drive a C2V through the desert (which is an unlikely offroad vehicle to begin with!)

From News.Artnet.com

“In fact, a single C175-20 engine is powering the entire island of Mustique in the Caribbean.”

I know the secret of military operations names. I heard from a friend who had a friend who knew a guy... that worked in a secret room in the deepest sub level of the pentagon. Before him there are 2 very large bowls. In the 1st bowl are slips of paper with every adjective in the english language, and in the 2nd bowl…

He really needs to calm down. His heart might have hit 40 bpm at one point.

This comes to mind.

..Wait, where was Bear?

Madness. The best variety of madness.

While every other car looks like a Honda Accord, The Wooden Clog gang that lives below sea level on renewable energy said “Fuck those tulips! What we need is some GO FAST and a pile of carbon fiber.”