Lots of good things come from Ohio, like all of our Astronauts... thing is, Ohio sucks alot and nobody wants to stay there. It's like New Jersey, in the opposite. It's a respectable place that's clean, but it's boring.

Nine hundred and Huh-WHAUH!?

Simple, they had it fixed before the game was released, but after an update the file string containing the hit box data was overwritten allowing the exploit. It's funny too, because the day that it became possible to do that was right around week 3 or 4 of it's launch, and by then everyone who's ever played a CoD game…

Glitching to gain rank and have an unfair advantage over the others players, such as exploiting a multiplier to gain weapon or game rank is what they are talking about. When it comes down to going through floors or walls, then patching is really all they do.

They better be! They've replaced all the late 80's eraser top hairdo's and football armor with, as you've put it, 'dudebros' with generic space marine armor. At least the fire still has it's same pixelation!

OH MY GOD! They are the smartest and best designed Lemmings I have ever seen! But wait a minute... voxels? Wasn't there a story awhile back about that and infinite detail? Is this studio using the same idea?

Everyone needs someone to make them look better... in this case, it's the thick-necked beady eyed super-mexican to make the rest of evolved humanity not look so fleshy brown by comparison.

You seem to have kept up with the Valve model really well over the last 10 years...

I could see a Peacewalker-esque game being made from AC. That actually would be a really cool kind of addition onto the online multiplayer. Train assassins, unleash assassins, reap the rewards!

Assassin doesn't directly translate to stealthy, but rather 'murderer in secret'. As an assassin, you don't necessarily need to be stealthy at all, just unexpected. As such, a man with wealth, power and a small army, Ezio does not need to stalk the streets in stereotypical ninja garb. Hence why he has a gun and…

Or, you know... buy some LEGO's...

It has to do with the field of focus. Like most paintings, they look better from far away because the mind is filling in the visual gaps that are eyes are not processing. Same thing goes for game engines. If you were to look at, say, a starcraft 2 ingame model upclose, you get the same effect.

Let the radical (and lets be honest now, they always are) conspiracy theories begin!

No they haven't... they just learned how to repeat 1 over and over again... And that's not just a sign of trolling, that's a sign of good quality too!

Summons were useful in 12, they just didn't need as much of a reliance on them as say ff7,8,9, or even 10. 13 made using them a joke. By the time you acquired majority of them, you were already overpowered and far past their usefulness.

I didn't get the joke... there was no immediate semblence of sarcasm.

Ain't it? Final Fantasy used to be this almost honorable gaming titan, but for what ever reason, after 12... it just wasn't the same. Well, I guess technically after 11 it wasn't the same, but 12 is still really damn good and fun even with the on-the-run system. Why didn't they keep that? That made everything so much…

That would be a good example, if the game were good and fun as opposed to mediorce and boring. FF13 was like MGS4 with all the exposition and dialogue, but none of the substance or enjoyable gameplay. Also good games doesn't need elevator music, they need fun gameplay.

Bang, BANG, bang!

It's funny, I think 4 was the best in the series with all the things it added, like the free roam and mission mode, but the original underground brought in what the series needed most in my opinion... a story mode that pulled the craziness together. Unlike the follow ups, it was just dorky enough and grounded to be…