It's okay, after all... most people only remember him for blantantly telling the player how much he sucked as a frontline fighter; and that dopey grin...

Not even Hans?! Oh man, now that is a terrible shame...

Obviously your friend was WAY too into it or it was only you wrestling for fun.

There is no such thing as a fair fight. Fighting fair is as ridiculous as fighting to lose. In real combat, your basic drive to survive means anything goes. Survival isn't a sport and there are no rules; as such, nut shots are completely acceptable and encouraged.

Actually, I saw this... and it's way worse. These characters are... ugh... terribly designed and reek of lazy stereotyping. I don't see anyone enjoying these characters to play as, except maybe the witchdoctor; he's got that cool Africian professor from a community college feel and looks like a believeable person...…

Movie Pass?

I guess that was over your head. The whole video is satire, so saying it's an 'honest' review is a farce.

Oh satire... how you have obstensibly abused the word 'honest' into the very bowels of hell... Protip.

I saw that in front of the doorway to the Princesses room, by god; someone was telling the truth for once!

Ain't it the truth. What the hell am I suppose to be looking at; because as far as I can tell, the only things thats changing is the amount of textures applied to the same rock.

What you mean to say is: you know what your giving your lady, so she can give it right back to you...

No, close, but it's actually more than the whole true patriots line they use; IE Sons of Liberty, Guns of the Patriots. Also the George Washington Bridge setup, the kid being held hostage; Olga's daughter. But mostly, it's the C4 vest... oh god how I love strapping C4 to the backs of unsuspecting AI's

'We're not saying that everything on the disc is the product'.

When did Rainbow Six decide to incorporate itself into the world of Metal Gear? Because as wierd as that sounds, it's a actually a really neat idea in my mind.

Exactly.

This still only makes up alittle for the travesty that was Duke Nukem Forever. In my mind, releasing that game as broken as it was has tarnished their image. Still, they have great fan service and this is a nice treat.

It's funny you say that, because all through BF3, I was constantly yelling and screaming about how the enemy AI only shot at me and none of the friendly AI's. It feels as though the game was design to purposely send you back to a checkpoint to artificially lengthen the campaign.

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Ain't it kinda funny how it takes a game like GTA to find the strangest kinds of people? If its criminally insane to actually go looking for a 'bigfoot' in the real world... what does that say about the people who do it in a videogame?!

Screw the game, just give me the box! The game will alway be a game; but the box could be anything!