As adorable as this is, part of me wonders like, okay - kid having existential crisis... GET IT ON CAMERA. Though given the nature of existential crises I suppose that's as good a response as any...

I asked if that was ALL I had to do and couldn't pin down specifics about that or what percentage I would get upfront...

This makes that "Can I pay your rent?" "Um, Yes?" "Will you tie me up?" exchange I experienced (face-to-face at a club) a few years ago seem positively classy.

"However, as with many issues surrounding millennials, they might be overthinking this a bit."

Or, folks from other generations who produce content for "old media," may be observing it, overthinking it, and trying to parlay it all into a catchy headline for the over-50s.

"Watson said the agent didn't answer his question directly..."

NO WAY!! Someone at the AIRPORT... didn't answer a direct question directly! Shocked...

Just in case it hasn't been said yet: I'd like to live in a world where folks read the article before commenting!

What makes me a commenter instead of a writer is, I get to react to aspects of the article and - while I have an obligation to myself to grapple intellectually with the material presented as a whole - I, not being the writer, don't have the obligation to present the whole picture to the reading public in print.

Mayb…

This would be why the first two words of my comment were, "Poor guy."

I just wrote a friend, apparently all it takes to totally ruin my erstwhile pleasant day is a brutal rape gif and Pitchfork media finding mind-bending new ways to completely misunderstand the rather straight-forward title track of Morrissey's new album.

Shit like that gif never bothers me in the moment cause I go into…

I did dismiss it, please let me know if it is still showing up. Thanks!

Sha! Kinja sucks - I can't find a tab to easily flag the gif. Just a dismiss button.

Poor guy. I HATE THESE STORIES. This woman has done harm to every actual rape victim struggling to come forward.

Dude, there's an easier way:

http://nobility.co.uk/

And, for the cash-strapped:

http://www.sealandgov.org/title-pack

This is the best article ever written and you are my new hero and you did it all without a pat riot grrrl f-bomb in the headline...

Alabama... you got the rest of the union, etc, etc, etc...

For the longest time I was so RELIEVED to be a grown up, though I still pretty much felt the same way about things I did as when I was 14 (the age I started feeling frustrated I didn't have a grown-up's control over my own life). So I neurotically feared that actually, the grown-up police were going to show up someday…

No, I can't even think about this, I wanted to date Charlize. :(

Some New Jersey organization doing something corrupt (and it involves waste bins...) I am SO surprised.

This shit also shoulders out from the market local tailors - a big traditional profession - in many countries.

Sure, that makes total sense especially about 'not defining, but coming into play.' Personally, though, just when we're talking hook-ups in particular - if I go out and find myself a real live person with a real live dick for the night, and end up getting off on the dildo I could use by myself any other night, that's…

That damn internet, so easy for us to see whatever axe we have to grind in whatever. I mean, that part about walls of lady bits was parenthetical for a reason. :)

Also, yea, I am a big cheerleader for what I think you are calling "a pretty average lay."