Guess he's going with the the throw everything at the wall and see what sticks defense.

Heard one too many horror stories about Nuva ring (to be fair, one was enough). But I have several friends who use IUD. I hear the new generation is way more low-risk that what was available 15 years ago. Had the impression use was on the rise.

So if my bosses are Christian Scientists does that mean they only have to pay for "engaging in a silent rhetorical argument to affirm to themselves the unreality of matter?"

Let's have America's judiciary stop covering Viagra because religion and see how fast this gets reversed...

OMG four seconds in and already dying of adorbs.

She looks amazing. Great photo, great ad.

Actually Saint Hoax called it an "awareness campaign targeting minors..." on her website...

Children would find this confusing and some might think it means they SHOULD kiss their dads? I mean if ARIEL does it...

I believe America owes a debt of gratitude to these fornicators for guilelessly exposing an important gap in our national security. It is with a spirit of patriotism and love of the homeland that I raise my glass and say, "More drunken three-ways for everyone." USA! USA! USA!

Thank god there was a happy ending! Bless that jogger and the cop. It's so fashionable to dismiss cops out of hand and complain about "pigs" but remember there are folks like these too, doing police work. Daddies who take the shirts off their backs to comfort an infant.

Interesting pic for this article.... TIMBER!

Once you are adjudicated guilty all kinds of liberties can go off the table as part of probation/sentencing: no alcohol, no contact with victims, no possession of pornography are all pretty standard for certain crimes. Alternative consequences and restorative justice programs are expanding the ways offenders can be…

DUDE. Took me several tries. Kept getting tripped up calling him "Gerhard Inkler."

You might be my brain twin.

More of that Gokham Inler fellow, please!

Let's just call it a twenty-year lapse in collective judgement and go home...

Thinks this settles that debate from a few days ago about which decade had the suckiest fashion.

Ms.s Sarandon & Davis only look better and better (not that that matters, but STILL)....

Lord, I wonder if that girl's mother new she was sending her child over to stay under the same roof as a sex offender. Scary scary scary.