What does a brother have to do to get his hands on a time machine and a couple of those silver Cylons?

Good thing I can’t afford one.

Definately.

Guess he found the perks of being a normal wanting. Not a palace in sight, except the ones we get to peer at through gates next to stony-faced men with assault rifles.

When everyone has a tree trunk neck, receding hairline by four, snapping turtle head and a finely beveled chin, then evolution will put away its tools. For it will have touched peak human perfection.

The way they frame it the choices are: a) incineration in atomic fires or b) say ‘ahh’ and accept Putin’s nasty ball gag.

Yeah, I was thinking curried fur until the vegetarian hint.

Here we are in 2017, long past time these racist cromags were publically pilloried and shuffled off to pasture somewhere out-of-sight to die. But instead, members of our government are boosting them into the highest positions of power, fully aware of the noxious views they hold about large swathes of the nation’s…

Can’t say that I blame him. This is how his wax figure was received in Madrid earlier today.

I say unto you there may come a day that thine knuckles do not comprehend the words that thine lips speaketh, and the fist chooseth to follow its own divine way. On those days thou art faultless and in the clear, and thine loins girded with impeccable alibis.

Just two of them, leading a man-eating army of venemous shit.

But that’s where God grows our lobsters and tuna steaks. Deserts and a matching pair of poles were a regrettable waste though.

At this point it’s like making an effort to save the mammoth.

Belgium does this shit too, and they too deny its racist connotations. But scratch the surface and it all comes oozing up.

From Wikipedia:

I’m glad they decided to construct models instead of relying on CGI. Check out the wizard’s palace:

Come now. Does this look like the face of an idiot?

Apparently a former Miss Finland is the 12th woman to come out, reported by the Guardian UK, with groping claims against the Republican nominee.

“Somebody told me there that Trump liked me because I looked like Melania when she was younger...It left me disgusted”

https://www.theguardian.com/.../trump-twelfth-woman...

They don’t believe in America. They believe in their backyards, and that Applebees on Mainstreet they go to every Valentine’s, and F-22 Raptors, and that beach down in Acapulco (don’t interrupt I’m on a roll) they went to that one time, and Brittany from next door who sunbathes topless when her folks are out, and the…

Back in my bank robbing days we used to spray eau de ham sandwich around the edges of the vault and set free the raccoons. Within ten minutes flat they’d have that sucker open. True story.