Just like how wearing blackface is a show of support for African Americans.

Not to mention the millions of revolting deplorables they’ll be left facing.

We really shouldn’t judge before seeing how hot the second cousin is.

Maybe all of the racism has him so excited he simply lost sight of common sense. Who hasn’t done the same thing when caught up in spiraling currents of bigotry?

Trump looks like a fat, air braking hood ornament in the top photo. Gingrich looks like a happy testicle.

France gets battle-hardened assholes trained on the battlefields of Syria. We get aggrieved deli workers trained on slices of warm pastrami.

Marquess of Queensberry rules.

Couldn’t this just be a simple case of us Democrats trying to pluck the seeds of our own defeat from the cloying sweetness of victory? After all, we’re not underdogs if we’re not under.

Okay Kinja-ate-my-homeland-security.

You should try growing meth. Even Floridians can do it.

Next level health is always habit forming. I’ve been eating nothing but these leaves my brother sends me from the jungles of Peru, and I haven’t needed to sleep or consume anything else for five days now. I feel like Superman, only much more sociable and carefree; though recently Homeland Security and UNESCO seem to…

Everybody’s a critic.

Like a low-rise, grease fueled Las Vegas.

To be fair, I could find it in my heart to forgive a homeless meth addict taking the position. After all it’s a paycheck, presumably, and it probably wouldn’t contaminate their CV beyond repair.

I’d love to see a breakdown of how many of those 63 percent of women who believe sexism is very real believe racism is over, and conversely how many black men believe sexism is ancient history.

If something should happen to her at the hands of a gun-crazed wingnut I believe the smartest course would be to keep President Obama on in the White House, just until we can figure out what’s going on.

Maybe they were trying to go under it, which would have been amazing if Smith had managed to pull it off. Kind of like the Kolvoord Starburst Maneuver, but with ballroom dancing and much higher stakes.

Going by this criteria, all New Yorkers are potential terrorists.

In the mid-nineties, me and my best friend had summer ‘jobs’ at Pepsico’s headquarters in Purchase, NY.

Sauron cedes leadership position to Saruman.