At his age heavy cocaine use presents a unique set of problems. I really hope James Woods stops inhaling heaping tablespoons full of pure uncut coke :(

Just like how wearing blackface is a show of support for African Americans.

Not to mention the millions of revolting deplorables they’ll be left facing.

We really shouldn’t judge before seeing how hot the second cousin is.

Maybe all of the racism has him so excited he simply lost sight of common sense. Who hasn’t done the same thing when caught up in spiraling currents of bigotry?

Trump looks like a fat, air braking hood ornament in the top photo. Gingrich looks like a happy testicle.

I used to go spearfishing as a kid. When I speared groupers, they made this weird grunting sound deep in their throats that sounded pretty much like you’d expect dying to sound like. It’s rough being delicious.

France gets battle-hardened assholes trained on the battlefields of Syria. We get aggrieved deli workers trained on slices of warm pastrami.

Marquess of Queensberry rules.

Couldn’t this just be a simple case of us Democrats trying to pluck the seeds of our own defeat from the cloying sweetness of victory? After all, we’re not underdogs if we’re not under.

Okay Kinja-ate-my-homeland-security.

You should try growing meth. Even Floridians can do it.

Next level health is always habit forming. I’ve been eating nothing but these leaves my brother sends me from the jungles of Peru, and I haven’t needed to sleep or consume anything else for five days now. I feel like Superman, only much more sociable and carefree; though recently Homeland Security and UNESCO seem to…

Everybody’s a critic.

Like a low-rise, grease fueled Las Vegas.

I took this picture of R2 yesterday chilling at the Festa Major de Sants in Barcelona. It was wasn’t even two in the afternoon and he was already drunk.

To be fair, I could find it in my heart to forgive a homeless meth addict taking the position. After all it’s a paycheck, presumably, and it probably wouldn’t contaminate their CV beyond repair.

Here’s a list from CNN Money of the writer reassignments:

I’m certain if we had to listen to the philosophical or scientific musings of a medieval peasant farmer (or even the nobles) we’d consider it our duty as a prophylactic measure to bash in their heads with a shovel.

I’d love to see a breakdown of how many of those 63 percent of women who believe sexism is very real believe racism is over, and conversely how many black men believe sexism is ancient history.