I would like to add a lot of people continue to support Jobbik; a far-right, openly racist collection of yobs with ties to neo-nazi groups, a thirst for Roma blood and a creamy filling of antisemitism. I’m quite sure that lot isn’t shedding any tears about kicked Syrian children.

This is what happens when an unstoppable idiot meets an immovable psychopath.

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Who could have foreseen allowing any cretin to become a gunslinger might result in dumb altercations ending with gunfire? The folk pushing for guns everywhere are mere human beings, not magical prognosticators.

Yeah, the leaving out two days of food sounded about as smart as dumping a week’s worth of flakes into a fish tank. As I was told it Rover went exploring once they were gone and struck the real gold mine all by himself.

My friend’s neighbors went away for the weekend and left out two days food for their dog. Presumably he ate it all in one sitting then discovered the huge bags of food kept in the garage. Fortunately a vet was able to intervene to save him. That must have been one hell of a great day, like me suffocating under a heap…

In the late 90’s my girlfriend at the time and I became friends with a bartender from the Pyramid Club in the East Village. Wonderful woman, we really liked her, but immediately one could tell there was something off. One night we sat until dawn in her apartment while she told us about growing up inside and eventually…

Peppermint is a fruit. Actually even better, it’s a vegetable. I will fight anyone who tries to push pepper down the food chain, if only I could raise my arms.

I’m all for a six and eight-legged creature free world, I’m just thinking about the children. Admittedly five legs and centipedes confuse me.

Clara: “Can I have a stick too?”

I’m in Spain where the super aggressive, striped ‘Mosquito tigres’ feed on you during the day and the regular bloodsuckers feast by night.

This is why we need nanobots patrolling our tissues, defeating potential problems with lasers and tiny guided missiles and keeping us healthy and alive forever.

They’re basically disembodied hands with too many fingers that nest in corners and take instruction from the devil. They and mosquitos are ruining this world.

Again, what exactly do people think spiders will do?

My brother would jump into an active volcano and pull the entire country in there with him if he thought it might remove a spider from his shoulder.

But I’m not shocked because, that’s the way of the world.

Hillary campaigns seem designed like collapsible tents. She’s running against clowns and monsters and may still find a way to lose.

Just like jellybeans, everyone gets to pick out and discard the ones that taste bad. I believe God said it best, ‘Taketh this book and choose from it the parts ye like, for I had divers drinks that day and did make a few mistakes’.

Probably because a starred commenter responded to it in a state of rage.

Serious hacker here, step aside for your own safety civilians. It’s all cake for him.