Again, what exactly do people think spiders will do?

My brother would jump into an active volcano and pull the entire country in there with him if he thought it might remove a spider from his shoulder.

But I’m not shocked because, that’s the way of the world.

Hillary campaigns seem designed like collapsible tents. She’s running against clowns and monsters and may still find a way to lose.

Just like jellybeans, everyone gets to pick out and discard the ones that taste bad. I believe God said it best, ‘Taketh this book and choose from it the parts ye like, for I had divers drinks that day and did make a few mistakes’.

Probably because a starred commenter responded to it in a state of rage.

Serious hacker here, step aside for your own safety civilians. It’s all cake for him.

Yeah, okay asflelaskjfdlakjflkj.

Your user name shouts you have nothing at all to add. Your comment history would suggest a poor, dumb, meth-addled American wannabe nazi.

It’s a racist troll doing what they do best, hiding behind masks and hoods.

I’d be willing to bet that poster is whiter than mashed potatoes. Racists these days are a very crafty bunch, brimming over with tact and intelligence. What kind of mind could come up with the brilliant strategy of posting nonsense, while posing as the people they hate, in order to discredit them.

I’m curious about the ‘those things’ bit and what those things might entail. Not building anymore Auschwitz’s, liberating slaves, discouraging cannibalism, keeping our pants on around children? Couldn’t she just spell out those one or two things she believes in, the ones having nothing to do with Jesus?

would have went

Twitter is the new haiku.

I’m living in Spain. I can’t locate the article, but apparently that’s a thing here too.

I’m guessing a starship made by Tiffany’s with cages for any aliens she encounters.

Thank you Tara Jacoby. I shall sleep easy tonight. You’re like Ambien, only itchier.

This is why court jesters were a great idea. A 'buffoon' permitted to speak truth to the king in a court full of yes men.

Completely unsurprising. Over at Thee Rant, a forum frequented by current and ex-law enforcement officers (NYPD in particular) these are typical responses to a female officer at the 75th precinct who was rewarded $100,000 after being repeatedly harassed by a senior officer:

Oh my!