Is anyone going to make a joke about them going over Spider-Man’s origin story again? I’m not sure I got it the first few dozen times.

BLAKE BEARTLES!

Yeah, I’ll just go drop some acid to walk around the mall for a while. Settle down, Timothy Leary.

Alex, funny story:

i’m the guy who saw this headline, clicked on this link, and decided to comment here to complain about unmarked spoilers. That’s right; I am somehow so emotionally invested in the film Venom that this bothers me, yet still simultaneously unfamiliar enough with the history of the character that I could not have…

I think I can say with absolute certainty that Alan Moore’s feelings about this are anger and disgust as those are apparently the only feelings of which he is capable.  Unless “beardy” is a feeling, then I would imagine he is feeling exceptionally beardy about the whole thing.

I wonder why people make such a big deal out of something that was only covered for about 10 minutes in 6 movies. Not that it didn’t matter, it was just a jumping point into the Star Wars saga’s overarching theme of corrupt rulers oppressing the weak in various ways including weaponizing economy and religion.

Well, if you want to talk Power Moves?  THAT is a Power Move.

She, you, and I got older.

I don’t need to invoke politics in order to boycott a Tim Allen show.

Wikipedia says the budget is only (“only”) $100 million, so even if it kind of takes a bath it might not be enough to motivate Sony to relicense the rights back to Disney. And honestly, I’m fine with Disney not having all the Marvel characters: it gives more opportunities for out-of-the-box experiments that can result…

I’m no fan of Snyder’s take on the DC characters, but I still kind of wish he’d had the opportunity to finish off his saga. That goes for any filmmaker involved in a multi-film franchise. I like to see the complete vision, good or bad. Then again, I’m one of those crazy people who were genuinely curious about Schumache…

Why is Tom Hardy out there criticizing movies he’s in before they’re released when he should be, like, bringing me breakfast in bed for the rest of our natural lives?

Have you ever commented about something other than The Last Jedi? I feel actual pity for whatever headspace you must be in to obsess over something you hate this much nearly a year after release.

You’re right. It’s why I liked the multiplayer sandbox they had. But one of the things that Red Dead Redemption did exceptionally well, in my opinion, is that it organically weaved the setting and traversal of it into its narrative. No game experience—except maybe during certain weather experiences in The Witcher 3—has…

I suspect McFarlane said “sure, whatever” when the showrunner called him about it and didn’t give it a second thought until he showed up late one day to quickly read his lines.

Remember that time I stopped watching Family Guy?

No, it is the children who are wrong.

There’s no connection to the Melissa Joan Hart show - it’s based on the horror-themed comic of the same name which in turn is based on the classic comic book character. That’s like saying Man of Steel is based on Lois and Clark.