The only benefit to living in a deep red state has been vaccine availability, I got the shots and booster with zero wait. 

Dang, my third F is facial recognition, but it only recognizes a sincere O face. Fortunately the captcha is nudes.

I’d argue, you are a horrible candidate for the job. If you grew up on 4chan, as you boast, I think you are already broken. Baseline assumption is that you'd find the worst content marginally acceptable for the lulz. I don't associate people that boast about growing up on 4chan to be mature enough to follow the…

This is the worst take.

considering you’re the type of person to vow to never watch a certain movie, I think you’re gonna have bigger problems than just not getting a few references.

Probably because it goes hand-in-hand with him being a prick.

Not sure why this commenter had to display his utter idiocy in public.

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This is a case where it’s literally not click bait, if you read the article she reported an executive for harassing her and the executive was fired. Yes they do use click bait titles a LOT but it doesn’t help if you get annoyed with them when it’s a legitimate title and not some kind of bait and click.

IT’S TIME!

Maybe it means this?

This seems cheaper than having my arms lengthened. 

Multiple times. Police are useless here unless it’s the rich neighborhoods.

As a FDA certified saltine myself, god white people are so fucking fragile.

It’s not about the low taxes or any other policy at this point. The only thing they want is to hurt and kill vulnerable minorities that they don’t like.

Freedumb to die as I choose! But not before I waste valuable hospital space first!

Well good! What type of commie state would Missouri be, if the Department of Health could ensure the health of the population, especially during a pandemic?

Keep voting Republican, morons. They’ll lead you to the grave.

Yeah, this kid seems to be a sociopath. Sociopaths/psychopaths have one thing in common since they lack empathy, they often prioritize their egos. Still, no room for emotional growth and thus, no self-awareness and their projection is not surprising.

You likely have one when they make “virtue signalling” sound like a…