I presume that the herbalist at G/O Media wants to be able exert undue influence over the staff.

Clean your fucking rooms. It’s like step 0.1 of being a functioning adult. Is that can empty? Toss it in the recycle. Did you eat the thing that came in the wrapper? Throw the wrapper away. Desk dusty? Dust it off (that means lifting things up and dusting under them too, not around the object)

Goddamn...

Thanks to all the posters in this thread letting for us know that Tatis didn’t literally jump a second time.

Thanks for clearing that up. I though he actually had super powers. 

site backups should not be network attached at allllllll for this exact reason.

Better than sitting in a cubicle 40 hours a week.

A kid doesn’t disappear for a week over nothing. Even if he thinks that it’s “no big deal,” just keep that shit private.

“He also noted that “there’s a long story to this,” which he plans on sharing in the future.”

Not everyone speaks English as their first language.

Its a poor neighborhood, they don’t care.

About fucking time this started happening. I never understood the ostracisation of pop-stars the moment someone found out they *gasp* boink with someone. I love Japan but this phenomenon is disgusting. 

shit troll job, try again bucko

I wanna repost mine too. I believe it went something like:

I wondered what had happened to that one so fine, I’ll reiterate here as well. Quoting “has a tattoo” in a state where it’s legal for her to have one as long as she has a parent with her (a man who at the very least from ONE picture has a full sleeve worth of work) like it’s some kind of Well I could’ve told you this…

Can’t imagine what he’s going through. I hope they find her safe and soon.

It’s too bad you have no way to find out.

Are you really this fucking humorless?

I think you missed the joke that a non sumerged jeep sucks as much as a submerged vehicle. Again, the JOKE. It was a joke you took as him citing a fact it seems. As a jeep wrangler owner, loosen the tight wad ya got bunched up man. Gonna get pissed when someone says Ford means fix or repair daily and doesnt cite facts…

Let’s go with that, Lew Schiller, Esq.