Belgium is also the best place in the world to buy illegal automatic weapons.
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“Thats a travel!!”
Thats the first intelligent response ive heard yet.
I just had my balls ironed to take out the wrinkles.
Even im slicker than that.
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Yep, read “League of Denial”.
If you committed a crime and the judge sentenced you to having your penis slammed in a car door would you prefer it to be hard or flaccid?
Tampon packaging is # 500,987,576,124,756,338,557 on the list of things I would like to talk to Jessica Alba about.
No it didnt, im a terrible person.
“So I says to him, I say ‘Larry, that is the worst corned beef sandwich I ever had. Period. Its balls.’ So then he’s got the marbles to try and charge me for the whole plate so I says to him, I say ‘Im payin’ for the chips and the pickle and the rest of it you can screw’. I never should have put a Subway in the…
“Them little motherfuckers try to come in here you block that shit!”
Is this the one about the klingons and the hobbits and chewbaccas?
He peed on the candy rack in a CVS in my neighborhood.
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That’s a huge bitch
Anyone who needs a TV judge to tell them this should swallow a bullet and save themselves future anguish because the thing about advice is smart people dont need it and stupid people wont heed it.