Ghost of Christmas Comin’ Up.

And Jezebel is always saying women dont want unsolicited dick pics.

This guys been a dick for a long time.

He’s now Johnny Tetherball.

This is getting hilarious.

Haha, white college kid with the “white supremacy” sign.

“Big Titty Blonde Is Popular, Nation Stunned”

Actually, fully automatic weapons are totally legal. I know because I own one.

The Tim Burton version will always be the best, dummy.

No dummy, it matters because these types of errors fuel public fear of guns, especially modern sporting rifles that look scary to people who dont know any better.

Spelling isnt yours.

How many quads is it per channel?

Hey Trish, do you approve of double or triple dipping my pepperoni?

Jeez, if you want something done right do it yourself.

Who cares, Dave Mirra is dead.

Johnny Footballs liver rendered in swiss cheese.

Im making a CTE addled brain out of Jello.

You are badly misinformed on this subject.

“So I says to him, I say ‘Larry, that is the worst corned beef sandwich I ever had. Period. Its balls.’ So then he’s got the marbles to try and charge me for the whole plate so I says to him, I say ‘Im payin’ for the chips and the pickle and the rest of it you can screw’. I never should have put a Subway in the…