“Them little motherfuckers try to come in here you block that shit!”

He peed on the candy rack in a CVS in my neighborhood.

The Vulture is notorious for escaping.

Back....and to the left.

Get Bradys lawyer, dude.

Upvote for gril

#NoOneCaresAboutYourLeaningTower

That’s a huge bitch

Because lions dont have to take drug tests.

There is a photography principle called “perspective” you need to look up.

Big deal, I drove to work blindfolded.

Then its working.

Anyone who needs a TV judge to tell them this should swallow a bullet and save themselves future anguish because the thing about advice is smart people dont need it and stupid people wont heed it.

Oh god, football players are fucking dumb.

I wasnt a fan I was a cop working security too.

I was at that game, sorry for throwing those nachos in your face.

Zoo director Abe Shizaki noted that the Zebra was returned to its cage and was delicious.

I would go out and buy a deluxe remastered copy of “The River” right now if it would cause you to feel as though your penis had been slammed in a car door.

I dont see why anyone is surprised by violent and inexplicable behavior from a guy who gets his head pounded a few hundred times a night.

“Thats super-cool, bud.”