My favorite Sager and KG moment. Nothing snarky to add, Cancer sucks.

Exactly. Many of my family members specifically enlisted, then died in battle, so that people back home would be forced to stand when the National Anthem is sung, and denounced as traitors when they didn’t.

Pictured: a bunch of JAGs

“He plays hurt!?? Draft him in the 1st!!!”

It did exist, but it was wiped out by Rosa Parks in the 1860's.

He’s in a Whole Foods.

Produce is fucking expensive these days!

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

If I tried that move, I’d sprain my wrist and fall down. Then I’d get called for travelling.

“The reinstatement of your suspension is suspended pending suspension reinstatement.”

I feel really bad that “neighbors backyard” probably isn’t gonna make the final 53. Had some great receptions in camp.

So he gets a year suspension, then a four-game suspension, then he comes back and plays for the Browns. What happens after that third punishment?

Back in 2007 I bought a giant house on a sub-prime mortgage. Sure it was more than I could afford, but who cared? I was gonna flip it anyways before the high rates kicked in. After all, real estate values never go down.

The Knicks are a super-team. All the guys have taken second jobs in property management.

Looks like the punishment fits the crime. A slap on the wrist.

Having Tweeted, Schefter offered his condolences to the Green family by coming out of the bush outside the hospital room window and saying he was sorry for their loss.

“We understood their one-dimensional offense. We successfully gameplanned for it. If you want to celebrate them despite their terrible offensive performance, than do so, but we declare that we figured out their offense and effectively stopped it.”

Which they did, but then the defense scored three touchdowns and the…

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.

No, THIS is how you pander: