My favorite Sager and KG moment. Nothing snarky to add, Cancer sucks.

Exactly. Many of my family members specifically enlisted, then died in battle, so that people back home would be forced to stand when the National Anthem is sung, and denounced as traitors when they didn’t.

Pictured: a bunch of JAGs

“He plays hurt!?? Draft him in the 1st!!!”

It did exist, but it was wiped out by Rosa Parks in the 1860's.

He’s in a Whole Foods.

Produce is fucking expensive these days!

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

If I tried that move, I’d sprain my wrist and fall down. Then I’d get called for travelling.

“The reinstatement of your suspension is suspended pending suspension reinstatement.”

I feel really bad that “neighbors backyard” probably isn’t gonna make the final 53. Had some great receptions in camp.

So he gets a year suspension, then a four-game suspension, then he comes back and plays for the Browns. What happens after that third punishment?

Back in 2007 I bought a giant house on a sub-prime mortgage. Sure it was more than I could afford, but who cared? I was gonna flip it anyways before the high rates kicked in. After all, real estate values never go down.

You do realize that those policies had a direct affect on the international drug cartels, right?

The Knicks are a super-team. All the guys have taken second jobs in property management.

People in places and regularly occurring situations where guns are a serious life-threatening and daily part of life tend to have that kind of discipline.

That’s an interesting euphemism for “paid the biggest bribes.”

What is the difference between Algae and Mosses?

They show more restrain than cops in the U.S.