“If you ask what’s your motivation, there’s my motivation,” he said, revealing that things like ‘having a conscience’ and ‘ability to decide right from wrong on all matters, not just those that have a direct consequence to himself and those he personally knows’ are missing in the empty husk of his being.

Ducks for Hunters

Angels for Satan

I imagine her squatting while using a hand mirror to get it just
right

Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.

The thing that always astonished me was his footwork and athleticism. You always hear of big guys losing their effectiveness deep into their age due to health and movement fading away, but he kept himself in prime condition, leaning out over the years to make sure his main tool on offense was still there.

One is definitely better than the other.

What kind of fiscally irresponsible lack-wit buys new shoes when they lose 40% of their value the second you take them off the lot.

Tim Duncan made how many millions of dollars and never once looked like his outfit cost more than $50. More impressive than the 5 titles.

One of my favorites

I love this guy. Seriously.

I agree totally, it’s why I never begrudge a player for “taking the money.” Of course I sympathize with the owners in many cases since they’re totally not receiving any public subsidies or benefiting from a monopolistic system that puts artificial caps on wages and a system that actually REWARDS teams for being bad in…

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

“The ‘cool places’ become totally overrun with jabronis because they are so limited.”

$55???? Holy fucking shit, fuck you buddy.

Wow, you must love basketball.

Having Tweeted this thought, Reilly went on to compare an OKC team with neither Durant nor Westbrook to Kate Upton with a double mastectomy.

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?