YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE NOW, KAEPERNICK?

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Ideally we can get rid of the major league games too. Just analyze the swings of each team’s hitters, the spin rate of each team’s pitchers, and declare a champion.

On behalf of the 2019 Miami Dolphins, WE should probably all kill ourselves.

A guy with a ridiculous accent, wearing a flat-brimmed camo hat, filming videos in the front seat of his car is the voice of reason in this story.

To be fair when they used to do that to Johnny Manziel he happily lapped it up.

featuring the most points and the most yards (643) the Dolphins have given up in their history

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

If Terrence Malick and Spike Lee had a baby together, that’s the movie it would make.

I’ve always thought “peckerwood” packed a nice punch.

I actually would have preferred no details at all and the whole article to just say, “Person does thing.”

I love a good slider.

Wild card teams. #contextclues

AFC South
Tennessee 8-8
Houston 8-8
Jacksonville 6-10
Indianapolis 6-10

I actually don’t like this team very much.

Exciting is one word for it. Like how I learned this week that your goal posts are in the middle of the goddamn playing field!

Thank god I am a stupid desperate fool who just had to check my phone to see if the game was over, saw we were mounting a rally, and turned it back on to see the insanity live. Holy ass that was unbelievable.

The hero we deserve.

Jones also added, “Eli Manning is still one of the NFL’s best quarterbacks and should be starting for the Giants for many years to come.”

Every team that loses a Super Bowl to the Patriots should be relegated to Canadian football until there are no NFL teams left except the Patriots and we can finally destroy the NFL for good. God damn these losers straight to hell.